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Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing آپ have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at آپ and puked. :p

What turns آپ on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to kiss you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck آپ :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?

L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?

PICKUP LINES :)

1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel آپ from the inside
3-Are آپ tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns آپ On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your شرٹ, قمیض i find آپ rather perky.\

5-Where wud آپ like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the فلمیں then we can watch random people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy آپ some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give آپ a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida کہا it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do آپ think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!
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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if آپ don't look like a movie سٹار, ستارہ because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because آپ love to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much food in one دن you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If آپ want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then آپ throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if آپ don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone آپ may never see again یا someone...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do آپ want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if آپ actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but آپ say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving آپ now after آپ keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...
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posted by selenagomezfan7
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten منٹ intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people آپ can get to شامل میں in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department سے طرف کی sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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posted by Insane4ever
ارے so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if آپ didnt see the گزشتہ 2 parts آپ have a button under the مضمون 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....


Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...
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Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most مقبول wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do آپ get when آپ پار, صلیب a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do آپ get when آپ پار, صلیب an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...
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