1. Try to start a wave
2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.
3. Wear a huge Afro wig.
4. Every 15 منٹ stand up and then sit back down.
5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”
6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of آپ and cover a random person’s eyes.
7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.
8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.
9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.
10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your نشست and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person اگلے to آپ and say, “you never know”.
11. Talk really loud on your cell phone.
12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up.
13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen.
14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen.
15. Wear 3D glasses…no matter what the movie is.
16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a random person and say, “did آپ see that?!”
17. Sit criss پار, صلیب on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen.
18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations.
19. Do the same thing stated above (#18) except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience.
20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them.
21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether یا not they give آپ a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing.
22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your نشست
yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!”
23. Repeat the lines in the movie.
24. Accuse the person behind آپ of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat.
25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single نشست before the movie starts.
26. Get a large group of people and act out a wedding scene. (As if a couple were getting married in the theater) Make sure everyone is in costume, and that there is a bride, groom, priest, bridesmaids, best man, etc. Use the theater aisle as if it were a Church aisle and have a bride walk down to meet the groom standing at the front. Act out the entire scene as if they actually were getting married.
27. Sneak in chickens (find a way) then let them run around freely during the movie.
28. Laugh extremely loud at a line that wasn’t meant to be funny.
29. Wear a white sheet over yourself and cut holes for eyes (like a ghost) then creepily walk around with your arms out chanting “OOOoooOOOOO I am the ghost of the theater! ooooOOOOOooooOOOO!”
30. Ask the person who sells آپ the ticket to give آپ his/her autograph
31. Ask for a discount because آپ are single and entering alone
32. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated.
33. Bargain with the ticket price
34. Turn around to the person behind آپ and say, “Excuse me, can آپ please kick my seat? Thanks.” Once they start kicking your نشست yell “HARDER! HARDER!”
35. Every so often, do an awkward moan.
36. Get the entire theater to sing happy birthday to a random person.
37. Every 10 منٹ pretend something has impacted your life. Put your hand on your chest. Gasp, and as آپ nod your head look at the person اگلے to آپ and say ”mmmmmmm!”
38. Stare at a random person اگلے to آپ the entire time.
39. When buying your ticket, ask to pay half the price because آپ will be leaving half way through the movie.
40. Half way through the movie stand up and yell “DO آپ KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?” and then run off.
41. Ask a random person اگلے to آپ to explain the movie because آپ don’t get it.
42. Ask a random person to go buy آپ پاپ کارن, پوپکارن because آپ don’t want to miss the movie.
43. Before the movie starts get everyone to bow their heads as آپ lead them in prayer. Pray for the movie. While praying, extend your hands towards the screen.
44. Stand up in the middle of the movie and start a head count.
45. Run up and down the aisles making rocket ship noises
46. Eat the پاپ کارن, پوپکارن from a random person sitting اگلے to you.
47. Yell out loud demanding that they pause the movie because آپ need to use the bathroom.
48. When something is really funny, don’t laugh, instead point at the screen and scream: “L-O-L L-O-L L-O-L!!!!”
49. Blow your nose into a tissue and then دکھائیں the contents of the tissue to a random person sitting اگلے to آپ saying, “Look what I did!”
50. As the credits roll and people start to leave yell, “No! Everyone! Don’t Go! There is Something After the Credits!” After the credits roll and there is nothing say “Just Kidding!” Then run out giggling.
2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.
3. Wear a huge Afro wig.
4. Every 15 منٹ stand up and then sit back down.
5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”
6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of آپ and cover a random person’s eyes.
7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.
8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.
9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.
10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your نشست and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person اگلے to آپ and say, “you never know”.
11. Talk really loud on your cell phone.
12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up.
13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen.
14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen.
15. Wear 3D glasses…no matter what the movie is.
16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a random person and say, “did آپ see that?!”
17. Sit criss پار, صلیب on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen.
18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations.
19. Do the same thing stated above (#18) except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience.
20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them.
21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether یا not they give آپ a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing.
22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your نشست
yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!”
23. Repeat the lines in the movie.
24. Accuse the person behind آپ of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat.
25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single نشست before the movie starts.
26. Get a large group of people and act out a wedding scene. (As if a couple were getting married in the theater) Make sure everyone is in costume, and that there is a bride, groom, priest, bridesmaids, best man, etc. Use the theater aisle as if it were a Church aisle and have a bride walk down to meet the groom standing at the front. Act out the entire scene as if they actually were getting married.
27. Sneak in chickens (find a way) then let them run around freely during the movie.
28. Laugh extremely loud at a line that wasn’t meant to be funny.
29. Wear a white sheet over yourself and cut holes for eyes (like a ghost) then creepily walk around with your arms out chanting “OOOoooOOOOO I am the ghost of the theater! ooooOOOOOooooOOOO!”
30. Ask the person who sells آپ the ticket to give آپ his/her autograph
31. Ask for a discount because آپ are single and entering alone
32. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated.
33. Bargain with the ticket price
34. Turn around to the person behind آپ and say, “Excuse me, can آپ please kick my seat? Thanks.” Once they start kicking your نشست yell “HARDER! HARDER!”
35. Every so often, do an awkward moan.
36. Get the entire theater to sing happy birthday to a random person.
37. Every 10 منٹ pretend something has impacted your life. Put your hand on your chest. Gasp, and as آپ nod your head look at the person اگلے to آپ and say ”mmmmmmm!”
38. Stare at a random person اگلے to آپ the entire time.
39. When buying your ticket, ask to pay half the price because آپ will be leaving half way through the movie.
40. Half way through the movie stand up and yell “DO آپ KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?” and then run off.
41. Ask a random person اگلے to آپ to explain the movie because آپ don’t get it.
42. Ask a random person to go buy آپ پاپ کارن, پوپکارن because آپ don’t want to miss the movie.
43. Before the movie starts get everyone to bow their heads as آپ lead them in prayer. Pray for the movie. While praying, extend your hands towards the screen.
44. Stand up in the middle of the movie and start a head count.
45. Run up and down the aisles making rocket ship noises
46. Eat the پاپ کارن, پوپکارن from a random person sitting اگلے to you.
47. Yell out loud demanding that they pause the movie because آپ need to use the bathroom.
48. When something is really funny, don’t laugh, instead point at the screen and scream: “L-O-L L-O-L L-O-L!!!!”
49. Blow your nose into a tissue and then دکھائیں the contents of the tissue to a random person sitting اگلے to آپ saying, “Look what I did!”
50. As the credits roll and people start to leave yell, “No! Everyone! Don’t Go! There is Something After the Credits!” After the credits roll and there is nothing say “Just Kidding!” Then run out giggling.
Giselle: ارے joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: ارے miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed سے طرف کی freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i کہا who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive آپ this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i کہا that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: ارے miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed سے طرف کی freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i کہا who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive آپ this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i کہا that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
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