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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like آپ for a minute, and then forget آپ afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are آپ doing something?" یا "Have آپ eaten already?" are the first usual سوالات a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when آپ talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell آپ many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell آپ many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When آپ touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what آپ are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" یا makes any excuses when you're asking him to do آپ a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like آپ and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. آپ have to tell a guy what آپ really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get آپ a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. آپ can never understand him unless آپ listen to him.
29. If a guy tells آپ he loves آپ once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before آپ believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with آپ may end up being admired سے طرف کی your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells آپ about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. آپ don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes آپ is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep آپ off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains مزید than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years یا more.
51. آپ have to tell a guy what آپ really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot مزید than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks آپ to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut یا silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who مککا, عجیب الخلقت harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook یا bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has مزید problems than آپ can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do مزید repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are مزید talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked یا pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all سے طرف کی his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of آپ یا he's criticizing you.
87. When آپ catch him cheating on آپ and he asks for a سیکنڈ chance, give it to him. But when آپ catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets آپ go, he really loves you.
89. If آپ have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at آپ and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves آپ مزید than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance کتابیں that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. آپ can tell if a guy is really hurt یا in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks آپ for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters آپ and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. آپ can truly say that a guy has good intentions if آپ see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love آپ مزید than آپ love them if they are serious in your relationships.
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and quotes and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If آپ don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause آپ are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. آپ think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde یا skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of candy
7. آپ can do anything-but not everything
8. آپ may be physically...
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posted by chillyneon
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell آپ a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told آپ to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If آپ die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The مقبول girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my شرٹ, قمیض on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If آپ are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some random guy/girl = Is this نشست empty?
آپ = Yes and this one will be too if آپ sit here.

I'll write مزید soon!!!
 Emmanuel کرن, رے as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. تصویر courtesy Fruit District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel کرن, رے will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted سے طرف کی actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted سے طرف کی Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits اگلے Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have آپ tried دکھانا him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed سے طرف کی funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like آپ - very homosexually.
Contributed سے طرف کی funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - مچھلی Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first دن of 7th grade I was so excited to see my دوستوں after summer yay. Well the first دن of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my دوستوں Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m ہوم and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She کہا “I might come back to page اگلے semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! آپ call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! آپ DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All آپ are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has مزید dick! I have an army of Red Coats! آپ have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so آپ guy will need a babysitter!


*10 منٹ later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 منٹ later*
Amber:I wuv چائے parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are آپ doing?
Amber:Having a چائے party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President یا Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a سال plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
posted by pollydbookworm
This بتھ, مرغابی walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do آپ have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the بتھ, مرغابی leaves.

The اگلے day, the بتھ, مرغابی returns and asks, "Do آپ have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the بتھ, مرغابی leaves.

The دن after that, the بتھ, مرغابی walks in the store again and asks "Do آپ have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told آپ no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if آپ come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Every دن at school is the same
2. آپ never know if your braids look digusting یا not
3. آپ are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. آپ would like to think that people notice یا even think about آپ but آپ are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows یا cares about
5. آپ worry people will write nasty تبصرے on your fanpop مضمون that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all آپ do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When آپ only really have like 3 دوستوں at school and 2 of them...
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The دکھائیں SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The دکھائیں SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed سے طرف کی a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine منٹ of the دکھائیں may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob یا Caillou, in which تصاویر change مزید slowly, یا to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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I'm putting two funny مضامین together in one, hope آپ enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would آپ know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what آپ need, and I'll tell you...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some food while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ was when Tina got ہوم she saw what the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their ہوم the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ was hiding in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ cupboard as it chuckled...
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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 منٹ power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course آپ sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the سب, سب سے اوپر off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are آپ discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...
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dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, سیکنڈ i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her بیلٹ, پٹی serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got ہوم my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started reading it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 سیکنڈ later i hear my mother scream off the سب, سب سے اوپر of her lungs LILLY GET آپ BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she کہا uuummm my homework...
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posted by kinga10111
..... Random Facts .....

If آپ have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, آپ have $1.19. آپ also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the لنکن Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...
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1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5.A شارک is the only مچھلی that can blink with both eyes.

6.There are مزید chickens than people in the world.

7.Two-thirds of the world's بینگن is grown in New Jersey.

8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on...
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