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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a کی casserole, casserole

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole بتھ, مرغابی

•    All foam, no بیئر

•    Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

•    Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

•    Has an intellect rivalled only سے طرف کی garden tools

•    As smart as bait

•    Chimney's clogged

•    Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top

•    Forgot to pay his brain bill

•    His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

•    His بیلٹ, پٹی doesn't go through all the loops

•    Missing a few buttons on his remote control

•    No grain in the silo

•    Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

•    Receiver is off the hook

•    Several nuts short of a full package

•    Too much yardage between the goal posts
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posted by Forgot_To_Laugh
The sky turned as dark as the eerie path in an endless cave as I walked briskly up the pathway of my new house. I finally reached the door and the strong, cold wind howled in my ears and tore away the last of autumn's golden leaves. I took a deep breath, opened the door and cautiously stepped inside. I was greeted سے طرف کی a grand entrance hall and the greatest flight of stairs I've ever seen! I decided to take a tour around this magnificent mansion. "Am I dead یا am I alive?" I'd whisper, absolutely stunned. I opened the door of my new bedroom. I felt a buzz of excitement erupt in me. There was a portrait that hung over the king size bed. It was of a girl with long, wavy ginger hair. she wore a navy ball گاؤن, gown and her eyes shone like sapphires. I unpacked my bags, got into my PJs and read a chapter of my book.
Note: This was done as a dare from one of my friends. >.> I don't like writing, and I'm really not into romance, so this is going to be a real challenge for me. This will turn out horrible, I can tell. o3o

She shivers, and wraps her scarf around herself a bit tighter. A few snowflakes delicately falls from the grey sky, a few of them landed on her long, thick lashes.

She glances wistfully out into the horizon. He will be here soon, یا so she hopes. She comes here every week, no matter the weather, hoping to see him again. It had been three full years already, since he left. She'd promised...
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Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...
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Brillindier, The Shadow Forest, سال 7853009

A tower of stone rises out from the hills, so tall it comes above the trees. Silver water falls over the towers from the mountainside. Elves dwell in this castle, merrily singing and dancing in the halls, yet their king, Airune approaches, thus they fall silent. His dark ebony robes fall back behind him and his hair is in a thick braid, of which falls below his knees.
'My young servants,' Airune addresses his servants, 'what silences thee? Are ye afraid of thy king?'
'No, my lord,' a young woman under the name of Hsiviam spoke up.
Airune turned to thy...
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Carcisia Gruesetal skipped down the drveway, a slightly damp, redish envolope in her hand. She went into her house and layed the envolope on the table. she looked at the adress on the back of the envolope. It read in spidery handwriting; from anonymous.

A shiver ran down Carcisia's spine but she opened the envolope anyways. She pulled out a damp red letter. She unfolded it. Written in blood it said; IT IS YOUR TURN! DON'T TRY TO GET AWAY! YOUR FATE IS DECIDED!

Carcisia screamed and ran out of her house, but a tall man with long brown hair stood in her way. He hand cuffed her and shoved her...
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 Could This be The Proof of Life We've Been Looking For?
Could This be The Proof of Life We've Been Looking For?
recently NASA received pictures from their rover in Mars. none of the تصاویر looked odd except one. they looked مزید into the matter. at first they claimed it to be a simple chemical compound mix making a shape but now they're not so sure. some still claim it to be nothing but others are saying that life has finally been found. in that picture there is 2 rocks and in the middle of them there appears to be a rat. so what do آپ think? life finally proved یا a chemical compound making an unusual shape?
 curiosity rover
curiosity rover
This is important to horror شائقین and collectors alike because as Child's Play series شائقین we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for شائقین of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years پہلے at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.

Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
posted by StarWarrior
PROLOGE
“You can’t!” I screeched, griping the thick گھاس beneath my paws.
    “The whole forest will belong to the Pack of Shadows!” the dark بھیڑیا exclaimed enthusiastically, his فر, سمور flickering like shadows, “No بھیڑیا will stop us!”
    I have to do something! I couldn’t let it end like this! Not with the alpha in this state! Not with the pack تقسیم, الگ کریں in four!
    “Out of my way pup!” he tossed me aside like a tiny mouse.
    “No!” I leaped at him, biting and clawing with all my strength.
    “This is pointless! آپ cannot defeat me she-wolf!” I felt him bite me and fling me away again. I was too tired to اقدام now, after traveling this far without resting, I can no longer breathe enough to live.
    I’m over; this is the end of the Pack of Ice! I lay winded and defeated, awaiting death’s arrival patiently.
posted by klaine_forever
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Prologue

The sun is just منٹ from rising and the night is growing lighter. An alter made entirely of blue marble, jade, and amethyst is illuminated. Two tiny babies lie on سب, سب سے اوپر writhing and screaming in discomfort. They are naked, only a few days old and the chill of the stone slowly seeping into their bones will surely kill them. The larger of the two will not stop screaming while her twin just sobs quietly.
Their frail mother stands a few feet away determined to finish what she came here to do but her eyes are bloodshot and red raw from her constant tears. But she is not alone. Her husband...
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posted by misscrazel
PROLOGUE
I watched a deer bound through the trees. I was about to turn and leave when I saw somone, یا something crouching in the bushes. I walked a bit closer. He looked like a teenager but he wasn't much bigger then me. He had long blond hair and bright big blue eyes. Then I saw something odd. His ears were pointed. And they weren't just slightly pointed. Like an elf's. I stepped closer and he darted away through the trees. 
I chased after him barley keeping up. Once I lost him but then I saw a flash of his blond hair. Just when I was tiring he abruptly stopped. I would've bumped into him...
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posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay ہوم from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
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