•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a کی casserole, casserole

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole بتھ, مرغابی

•    All foam, no بیئر

•    Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

•    Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

•    Has an intellect rivalled only سے طرف کی garden tools

•    As smart as bait

•    Chimney's clogged

•    Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top

•    Forgot to pay his brain bill

•    His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

•    His بیلٹ, پٹی doesn't go through all the loops

•    Missing a few buttons on his remote control

•    No grain in the silo

•    Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

•    Receiver is off the hook

•    Several nuts short of a full package

•    Too much yardage between the goal posts