Random Article: something to do

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posted by TDItwin

here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this random ninger play (sorry if i offend آپ i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a ماہ so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are آپ in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what آپ mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for آپ !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate آپ !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO آپ EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 سیکنڈ till آپ all cry total ninger theme song

look at them

ilovepenguins and Cantwait4book5 like this

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Here are some stupid جوابات دیا on gameshows

posted by australia-101

Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the عنوان - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where آپ need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn سے طرف کی the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something آپ wear on the ساحل سمندر, بیچ - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number آپ have to memorize - 7

Something آپ do before going to بستر - Sleep

Something آپ put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...

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The End Of Everything, The End Of DemiGod Apolla

posted by Android_21

The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights سے طرف کی Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix

Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 سال old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the مالٹا, نارنگی سٹریٹ, گلی lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a ڈیسک from her school. Apolla looked around even مزید and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...

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Shy (my سیکنڈ song!)

posted by xboxrocksx45

آپ just shut the door i fell like مزید when آپ say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do آپ make sure to love me even though i'm shy do آپ ever ever ever think to try? do آپ think of me? when آپ say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when آپ say hi well than آپ won't be mine! yes this is love but does it hurt? when i cry? when آپ say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i love you! why would say means things why would آپ say the stuff that stings why would آپ say that word when i know آپ much? i don't think i would be with آپ if i knew a thing یا two about your life آپ backstabbing چھری i trusted آپ and yet آپ still flew without me

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Perfect

posted by icuSTALKER

She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs آپ a lot.
Don't آپ love her?
I do...
I love my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D

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What I can Do(chapter1)

posted by adaug

آپ can only live once, but if آپ do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom یا dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two دوستوں already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...

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Tessa owes some money-A random story

posted by robobot14

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she چرا لیا, چوری کی our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"

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سٹار, ستارہ Power! By: Blood On The Dance Floor

posted by RosaluvzJB

Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, love a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking پچھواڑے, گدا so happily
Supernova, bend آپ over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking آپ right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock آپ outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when آپ go against me,
You...

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Dangerous and Adventurous:Book 2(chapter 1,Sarah)

posted by adaug

It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom کہا and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did آپ do that?"I asked."You need to come to the درخت house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the درخت house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the درخت house.I...

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one fine day?

posted by hetaliaitaly

One fine دن in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.

(i like that thing یا whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the مضمون is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)

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Dangerous and Adventurous (chapter 1)

posted by adaug

11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah کہا bounding out the door.The girls met 12 سال old Henry at a پیکن, پیکان tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah کہا opening...

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10 ways to tell somone is a massive justin bieber پرستار

posted by hetaliaitaly

1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name یا talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his موسیقی every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask آپ if آپ have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i love justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate یا love whatever he does even if they hate it یا love it

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What I'm afraid of XD(it's SOOOOOOOO STUPID!!)

posted by Texas_Boy

I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one دن he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One دن when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth fairies take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...

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The Black Killer Chapter 1

posted by adaug

There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the سوفی, لٹانا with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 ماہ later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...

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Best دوستوں mabey مزید PT 1

posted by envyelric

The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! آپ are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey آپ bums want simethin یا are آپ goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do آپ hear...

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کیبن for the Summer-Chapter Nine:James

posted by moolah

James

کیبن for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am singing my پسندیدہ song, 21 guns سے طرف کی Green دن whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...

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کیبن for the Summer-Chapter Seven-Laken

posted by moolah

کیبن for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken

Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 سال old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the ناشپاتی, ناشپاتیاں into the side of this dumpster کی, ڈمپسٹر in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...

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My thoughts (part 2) Rap

posted by smileypop9

These مضامین are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would آپ wanna listen to موسیقی from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better موسیقی available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...

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The Dr. Z! (true, FUNNY story!)

posted by moolah

The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...

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To Whom it may Concern♥Andrea's last letter

posted by moolah

The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I love my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a سال and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...

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Japanese چاول Ball Recipe

posted by invadercalliope

Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted سامن, سالمن (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed چاول in a چاول bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the چاول won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed چاول on your hand and put your پسندیدہ filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled سامن, سالمن on the rice. Push the filling into the چاول lightly. Hold the چاول between your palms. Form the چاول into a round, a triangle, یا a cylinder سے طرف کی pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the چاول ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. لپیٹ, لفاف کریں the چاول ball with a strip of nori یا sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.