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not سے طرف کی me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot یا putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast food restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both groups listen to موسیقی that either their children یا their parents don't understand.

Both groups tend to like their موسیقی loud.

The males in both groups are into weird hats.

Both groups are randomly accused of having questionable driving habits.

The females in both groups are into weird hair colors and strange hair styles.

Both groups are into strange یا flashy clothing.

Both groups tend to have trouble parking.

Members of both groups have developed "selective hearing."

Both groups have a penchant for forgetfulness.

Many in both groups are not into محفوظ sex.

Both groups ask for help around tax time.

Both groups laugh at the dumbest stuff on TV.

Both groups use their own slang to confuse other family members.
First off, I’m trying to convey that I find your statement یا remark funny, even though I may یا may not be laughing behind this screen. Some people are too lazy to laugh, یا just do it to make them think that they like آپ in order to get something out of you. Those kind of lolers are NOT your friends, I repeat NOT. For those who are clueless about what I’m talking about, “lol” is internet slang for laugh out loud and is probably the most used word on the internet and about 90% of internet denizens use this slang word in their daily online conversations, blog posts, comments, etc....
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected سے طرف کی wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited سے طرف کی one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit یا other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that آپ have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers یا water witches. Someone who can locate water یا lost object with a rod یا wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see یا sense aura, یا energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week آپ eat یا want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 یا 10.

Let's say آپ eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number سے طرف کی 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the گزشتہ result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that سے طرف کی 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current سال (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If آپ haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming آپ were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 یا 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one یا two digits will be the number of times per week آپ eat یا want chocolate (the number آپ specified in the first step).

8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
posted by misscrazel
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I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
 "It's a long story. آپ wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. آپ can tell me if آپ ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
posted by animelol
-Every year, nearly 4 million cats are eaten in Asia
-On average, cats spend 2/3 of a دن sleeping,that means a 9 سال old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of cats is called a "clowder"
-Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, dogs make 10.
-Some siamese cats appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A cats eyesight is both better and...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are آپ ready for سیکنڈ yet?"

"Are آپ going to come again اگلے time?"

"It's a little dry, do آپ still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do آپ think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, آپ never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be اگلے in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well آپ know that face یا a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If آپ don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of آپ don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy کہا she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge مفن, چپاتی on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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posted by randomgirl3000
Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time یا due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors یا teaching assistance, your friends, your family یا school counselors. سے طرف کی having a reliable network of support, آپ allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course آپ don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights پہلے and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate writing skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? مزید like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
posted by Wanda5
I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the جوابات (song عنوان and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice سے طرف کی Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick سے طرف کی boring brick سے طرف کی Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up سے طرف کی Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal دن for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It کہا on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, آپ have been chosen...
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posted by koalagirl9
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're شرٹ, قمیض looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them آپ love them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch یا stumach
step 8.Say i love آپ again
step 9:walk around them in circles singing my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say آپ hate them
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her ہوم because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 1


It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an مالٹا, نارنگی آگ کے, آگ elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few dragons if it was تقسیم, الگ کریں equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...
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 Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
So wassup everybody? Listen, There's this club called random عملی حکمت RP forums. Me and some other fanpoppers got one hell of a story going on and if you're looking for some good reading, it's there. Action, comedy, romance, drama, vampires, and even zombie soul reapers! You'll find عملی حکمت characters from Hell Girl, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler, and many more. Hell, we even got Mortal Kombat in there. And during one story arch I even added Freddy Kruger. I couldn't help it. Dream Eater Merry VS Freddy... C'mon! Anywho, check it out if you're interested. The first 3 parts are گیا کیا پوسٹ on عملی حکمت club but we got the لنکس in ours. We've been keeping this RP going for close to 11 months so far. So hell byob, یا whatever ya drink and come help us celebrate our first anniversary. hehe XD Cy-beer... lol... sorry. Anywho, I think our story kicks پچھواڑے, گدا and if آپ love عملی حکمت and good story telling, I think آپ will too. Peace! and um, see ya there hopefully
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your ڈیسک یا forehead.

2 = If آپ have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's اگلے سب, سب سے اوپر Model every day.

8 = Ask them every دن to sit اگلے to them at lunch, but at lunch say آپ were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves پیزا every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
posted by chillyneon
I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your پسندیدہ it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if آپ like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

Here are some random words to make my مضمون longer
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Are there even true friendship until now?
سے طرف کی Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives آپ happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he یا she will never turn his یا her back on you...... یا betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on آپ and stick its self to greed.

آپ cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
آپ can never again.

He/she will leave آپ disappointed and let آپ down.

Why should آپ look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When آپ have God with his love all wrapped around you.