WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the میز, جدول with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the دودھ carton.
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check یا charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a ویژن ٹیلی set in her purse.
"So, do آپ always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how آپ can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out سے طرف کی the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He جوابات that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few منٹ later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the co unter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought آپ were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the دودھ carton!)
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a میں barnyard, "میں barnyard" of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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WORDS
A husband read an مضمون to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife r eplied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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CREATION
A man کہا to his wife one day, "I don't know how آپ can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so آپ would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to آپ !
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the اگلے day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The اگلے morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper سے طرف کی the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece .
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She's sitting at the میز, جدول with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the دودھ carton.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check یا charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a ویژن ٹیلی set in her purse.
"So, do آپ always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how آپ can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out سے طرف کی the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He جوابات that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few منٹ later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the co unter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought آپ were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the دودھ carton!)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a میں barnyard, "میں barnyard" of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WORDS
A husband read an مضمون to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife r eplied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CREATION
A man کہا to his wife one day, "I don't know how آپ can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so آپ would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to آپ !
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the اگلے day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The اگلے morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper سے طرف کی the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece .
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Link exchange
Exchange لنکس with our website
Effective Craps Strategy
Every human being on the earth must have a goal, the way آپ are winning goal and conditions, which ...
Los Angeles
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Controlling muscle pain spasm
Pain is inevitable - suffering is optional
Ballet dancewear is the fashionable choice
Dancewear up to 50% less than retail prices
Find the Perfect Spot to Hang Your Family Portrait
A family portrait can add beauty and life to your home. Where آپ hang a portrait can either add to ...
Buy to Let Insurance Information
If آپ are looking for Insurance, then take a look at our exclusive range on the website - for the p...
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Although it is believed that the persons with disabilities cannot drive, the car hire companies have...
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ya know I needed this dumb lil eagle n flag somewhere
