Random Article: The no good part 1

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posted by Kanji

آپ turned to see a figure holding your دوستوں lifeless body. آپ screamed and the figure saw آپ and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" آپ screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your دوستوں lifeless body آپ started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then آپ with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else آپ turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" آپ murmured to your self backing up,the guy took آپ سے طرف کی your wast as آپ backed up into him and stopped آپ from moving."you know it's a waste that i want to keep آپ human" he spoke slowly but clearly "sadly آپ should be happy im not going to turn you...yet" he chucked and lay his head on your shoulder.you couldn't speak too afraid of what was happening then آپ felt a pain in your neck and screamed then soon blacked out.You woke up and looked around you.The place looked like a abandon hotel,the windows were boarded up but آپ could see sun light getting through.You went over to the door and walked into the hallway the lights in the hall were flickering.You turned and walked around the corner آپ looked up and saw your friend.Her eyes were back to normal, but blood was on her face and آپ backed way from her."Your awake!"she announced happily and walked toward you.You backed into the دیوار and then she stopped 15 feet away from آپ "oh no, im hungry again" she کہا sadly looking at the ground.When she looked up again her eyes were red,she ran towards آپ and pinned آپ to the دیوار "Can I eat you?"she asked grimly she got closer to آپ and آپ screamed shuting your eyes.When آپ looked again the man from before was holding her away from you."_Are آپ ok?" he asked.You stared a him "how do آپ know my name?" آپ asked "I told him" your friend کہا with her eyes back to normal.He laughed "im Felix" he said.

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Random pie :P

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When There's Nothing left

posted by nmdis

"When There's Nothing Left"

When there's nothing left to give
I will give آپ مزید than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No موسیقی to play so I sing آپ my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
آپ still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I love you
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give آپ مزید than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give آپ my heart
I'm gonna give آپ my دل

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20 ways to know if a guy loves آپ ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if آپ notice him staring a lot at آپ ..like مزید than 5 times in the same دن .(unless آپ got a stain on your shirt)
2- if آپ and him were in the same area , he would be with آپ in every where آپ walk to ( like a party یا a کنسرٹ ..etc)
3- he would sit اگلے to آپ in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream یا laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to آپ hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if آپ drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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100 Interesting Facts

posted by Gretute2772

1.Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time آپ sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome دوستوں and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time آپ read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though آپ may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't love you, my love.

I loved آپ with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ and switch the items with stuff from the person اگلے to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen آپ in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of آپ on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Transformers 4 Dinobots

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My سب, سب سے اوپر 15 LEAST پسندیدہ شخصیات مشہور

posted by KataraLover

These are my سب, سب سے اوپر 15 LEAST پسندیدہ شخصیات مشہور and just like with my سب, سب سے اوپر 15 پسندیدہ شخصیات مشہور فہرست I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell آپ how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to دکھائیں that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a فہرست like this pretty much just کہا they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my فہرست and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Turkey pooping stuffing

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Alphabet letters پیپر وال

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Pedobear iPod پیپر وال XD

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Higurashi Quotes

posted by invadercalliope

◦
Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing مزید than the the people who آپ spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions آپ speak of are only دوستوں during those fun, yet unimportant...

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that آپ "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that آپ haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every سوال with another question. As soon as one of آپ says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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100 Hottest Male شخصیات مشہور (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack davenport نے, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub کوئز the other دن I lost سے طرف کی one point. The سوال was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other سوالات was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that سیب, ایپل has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing دکان that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some بمبار jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why آپ are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go ہوم and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted سے طرف کی aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late آپ are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me آگے to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...