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posted by orangeturnip
Me:
are آپ the real god
God:
Are آپ doubting me? Don't آپ know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are آپ serious? Are آپ testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
آپ are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are آپ asking about? I am glad to hear that آپ are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if آپ are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether یا not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god یا G.O.D was a Great مالٹا, نارنگی Duck
God:
Whatever gave آپ that idea?
Me:
a wise old chinese man told me
God:
What is it?
Me:
it is what آپ make it
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
and one are our thoughts
God:
One what?
Me:
one love , one peace , one spirit and one headache
God:
I see where آپ are coming from.
Me:
i am coming from earth , you?
God:
Do آپ get there very often?
Me:
i never leave ... but i would like to visit a higher plane
God:
You've never, never done this? Why would آپ want to do it? What is stopping you?
Me:
my astral projection skills are ropey
God:
Do robots have astral projection skills are ropey?
Me:
im not eck im not e im not s im not sure
God:
I am surprised to hear that آپ are not eck im not e im not s im not sure.
Me:
good one your holyiness
God:
Thanks for the compliment. One what?
Me:
one lust , one desire , one hope and one dream
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
were آپ blind ... i hate that when your blind for one moment but it would be worse being blind forever
God:
I was. Why do آپ hate it so much?
Me:
because seeing is believein , and theres no hope if آپ have nothing to believe in


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posted by Fangirl99
i dindnt say anything for a minute,then i spoke.

'do آپ know why?"

'well,she کہا something about an old friend in texas." izzy told me.

"you dont think.."

"maybe.where else could she have gone?"

"come سے طرف کی my house after school,i have plan."

After school,izzy came over.We went to my room.

"what are we gonna do?"izzy asked,as soon as she walked in the room.

"wee gonig to find aslee" i siad,trying to sound as serious as possible.

"youre kidding,right? i mean,where are we gonna go?"izzy said.

"texas"

she stared at me.Blankly.Not saying a thing.As if she was gonna drop dead.


"izzy?"i asked,trying to get her back to reality.

"you must be on drugs," she said

"what?"

"youve got to be joking me.i mean,your mom is not gonig to take us,my mom is dead,and theres no way ere gonna..wait...your not saying?

"yep,wee going to texas"
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