1. Dial a random number and confuse the person who جوابات سے طرف کی saying things like;
"Why did آپ call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.
2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.
3. Post a random مضمون like this.
4. At walmart یا somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, یا a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.
5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"
6. Text everyone آپ know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"
7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your دوستوں as your sidekick یا other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one آپ deeply despise.
8. Flirt with perverts on the web. (Best times are around 9-11 am in my time, in the south eastern area of the united states, sorry I don't know time zones!)
9. (girls, یا cross-dressers....) Blind fold your دوستوں and yourself and give each other blind makeovers. (results may vary)
10. (girls یا پار, صلیب dressers..) First you'll need a half full/half empty یا completely empty perfume یا body mist bottle. Add smelly things and strange liquids while trying to maintain a believeable color and offer the original fragrance to either a friend as a joke یا to an enemy.
1. Change the lyrics to a مقبول song to hilarious random lyrics.
12. Find a poster of a celeb. آپ hate یا a picture of an enemy and use markers/cheap makeup to paint them into your point of view towards them.
13. Drive a riding lawnmower down the سٹریٹ, گلی casually.
14. Carry a سوفی, لٹانا down the سٹریٹ, گلی and see how long it takes until someone calls the police.
15. Try some of the candy in the medicine cabinet.
16. Tell everyone how much آپ love them, including strangers.
17. (aimed at guys) Undress and meet me in the back with the jack at the juke box ;) (jk)
18. Take your pants off and run around your neighborhood screaming "MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"
19. Chat with strangers on the internet! That seems to be what most of us do.
20. Try a stage slide in shorts.
21. Complain to random strangers about a bruise on your buttox.
22. Give your mother a دل attack and tell her your pregnant. (especially affective for guys but aimed at girls)
23. Shake up a soda can (while the hobos not looking) and politely offer the cold drink to a hobo seemingly obliviously.
24. Try to make your own soda. (ex. For مالٹا, نارنگی soda add مالٹا, نارنگی food coloring یا مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس to sprite) Now offer your creation to someone.
25. (girls... یا cross-dressers) Hang upside down from a درخت and give your friend a makeover.
26.Go streaking through town.
27. Go skinny dipping.
28. Write cuss words on the side walk with chalk in a neighborhood with small children.
29. Try playing baseball with tomatoes.
30. Go around town getting random people to sign your t-shirt.
31. Have a free hug day.
32. Have a cake/pie fight.
33. Ask for band name suggestions at a gay bar.(I've done this before. Hilarious outcomes.) *
34. Play midnight subway کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ game (run from subway کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ to subway کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ before the doors close.)
35. Throw a themed party (ex. football bros and cheerleading hoes)
36. Water gun drive by.
37. Have a picnic on a roof!
38. Flour Bombing- it's really cheap and easy...
Buy a load of cheap tissues and flour.
Open a tissue up and put about a handful of flour inside.
Then screw the سب, سب سے اوپر of the tissue up so that it is sealed, but not too tight.
Make as many of these as آپ like and تقسیم, الگ کریں them out evenly between your friends.
Find a large field یا garden, put on some old clothes and go crazy throwing them at eachother (it's even better at night!)
Same rules apply as in paintballing!
39. Racing in shopping carts is major fun.
40. Push your friend in a baby stroller (let go) down the steepest ہل, لندن in your neighborhood (A 1st aid kit might come in handy.)
41.Take ketchup packets from McDonalds and leave them under car tires in a parking lot.
45. Do the same with eggs and rotten tomatoes.
46. Sit your younger brother/sister/cousin/something (If آپ don't have these subsitutions may include a close friend who's good at being annoying) on a سٹول in آپ front yard and try to auction them off.
47. Leave a hamburger on سب, سب سے اوپر of someone's car and wait in a car nearby and watch their reaction..
48. Tell some little kids your having an Easter Egg Hunt یا something ( But don't hide anything!!) And watch as they look and look.
49.Jump Trucking (jump on the back of a truck/van and see where it takes you)
50. WalMart یا Super Store Frogging(basically means آپ plan to sneak a sleepover, they stay open for 24 hours so hide and wait til everyones gone)
51. T-P someone's house
52. Cow tipping!!
53. Wait until its dark and when a neighbor یا family comes home. Hide in the bushes and as they walk by, spray them with something like silly string یا washable spray paint.
54. Go Food Sampling (like trick یا treating, instead of door to door آپ go store to store and collect random food samples--the mall food court is a good place to start. At the end of the day, dump all your collectibles on a plate and have lunch/dinner together)
55. Mute Dialogue a Movie یا a TV دکھائیں (bring down the sound یا mute it and make up what they're saying lol)
56. Night time Glow PaintBall shooting/Water Balloon Fighting (fill guns with glow in the dark paint یا fill water balloons and make a game of it at night...Remember the مزید آپ get hit the easier it is to find آپ and target آپ again. Play til آپ run out)
57. Ride Railing of an escalator (run up a down escalator, run down an up escalator...Warning: the inexperienced WILL get hurt---or thrown out lol)
58. اگلے time آپ go eat fast food go thru the drive thru without a car and demand service!
59. Fast Food Hopping. Grab Mcdonalds fries, Burger King Whoppers, Wendy's Frosty, Arby's موتزاریلا, موززریلا Sticks, KFC nuggets, Subway drink (or switch it around, then sit down outside a fancy restaurant and have a nice but cheap meal and do some people watching especially as they come out of the restaurant with empty wallets)
60. Do some karaoke with دوستوں یا better yet go caroling hot hits door to door (if they complain say you're observing a religious holiday, it's even funnier to say after آپ finished singing Baby Got Back. Make sure to ask for any requests and try to beatbox even if you're terrible at it)
61. When the phone rings and its a sells call, say you're not buying but then try to sell them the competitors product.
62. Call a پیزا place. Tell them you're new and town and your neighbors asked آپ to order پیزا for a party but since you're new round here you're not really sure what this پیزا thing is and ask them to explain it to you. When they say "Bread with meat and cheese on it." Ask them something like "What kind of bread? Like a sandwich? With meat? Well, what kind of meat? Couldn't I just put some turkey & cheese on a sandwich?" For best outcomes, call a place where it is against the rules for an employee to hang up on a customer who calls. (In my town there's a place called "Hungry Howie's where these rules apply. My brother's friend is expert at this kind of stuff and did this --He made the call last almost an hour!
62. Eat something that is bad for you, then bathe in pepto-bismal.
63. Tie yourself to the back of a car then jump off while its moving and have someone videotape آپ getting extremely bad road-rash at the speeds of 50 to 70mph...
64. Run around town and lick every shops window .
65. Bring a wireless microphone into town and sing beside someone playing a گٹار etc.
66. Sit on your roof and throw water baloons at pedestrians.
67. Follow random people around and pretend آپ know them سے طرف کی trying to make conversation.
68. Run around in your underwear with a wand and a harry potter outfit and yell spells at people.
69. Go to Wal-Mart and when the announcer comes on Say this Its those voices again!!! Scream that in an isle!!
70. Go into a random store with a lot of people and screamI WON THE LOTTERY!!!
71.When آپ are in class lightly bob your head to a light tune and then think of a really heavy metal tune and just whip out the air گٹار and everything! Thrash your head around too!!!
72. Get whipped cream in a bottle and spray randoms!!
73. Have a hugging contest!
74. Try on old people clothes clothes at the mall and لوڈ اپ them onto your fanpop/myspace/facebook یا another account!
75. Knock and run on peoples houses(teaches, mates, old people)
76. Put مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن on the handle of random cars
77. follow a random car ہوم to mess with them
78. fast food football (have someone run through and grab your bag of food as the people are handing it to you;; آپ get another bag of food free)
79. dress up as the oppostie sex and go into public.
80. hide behind things at the mall and throw eggs/water balloons at people walking سے طرف کی
81. Get a whole basket of food, wait till its all checked out, and say آپ forgot your wallet
82. drive through the mcdonalds drive-thru backwards
83. Get kicked out of wal-mart84. Rent golfcarts and race your دوستوں on them
85. Honk going through a neighborhood early in the morning یا late at night and wake people up.
86. دکھائیں up at the wrong house, pretend its your دوستوں house (that you've never been to) and just go right in and pretend everythings normal.
87. Rearrange your entire house before your parents come ہوم
88.get a bald cap, go to school and pretend like آپ shaved your head.
89. Walk in public with your pants off casually
90. Climb a درخت and drop eggs on cars.
91. Mess with the scale at a doctor's office so everyone thinks they're really fat.
93. Video yourself doing a silly dance to a song then watch it after and laugh.
94. Text every contact saying your pregnant/getting married/diagnosed with autism/etc.
95. Black mail your teacher.
96.Pile up all your stuffed toys in the middle of a room then jump in them.
97. Open your window and yell out of it, "You'll never take me alive coppers!"
98. Type in 'Things to do when you're bored' on youtube.
99. On the computer, make a fake advertisement for a Gardener and put it out in the porch. Later, find out if your parents think it is real!
100. Put a sign up outside your house saying 'Brother/siter for sale'
101. Draw a banana.
102. Slap yourself until آپ get hurt.
103. Pretend to look around your room as if it has just turned into Narnia.
104. try to balance as many spoons on your face as آپ can.
105. Pretend آپ are running away from yourself.
106. Try to break a CD (one that آپ don't use anymore).
107. Make a mixture of all the liquids in your bathroom then put it in a bottle and name it (your name)'s secret bath lotion.
108. Post a video onto youtube of آپ doing the most random things ever.
109. Walk around your room without walking on the floor.
110. Make a sale of the most random things ever outside your house.
111. فہرست all the swear words آپ know and mail the note to a random adress.
112. Make up a video called,''What to do when you're bored
113.You grab a stuff animal(has to be small) and آپ run up and the side walk yelling pussy come back. آپ get some crazy looks and its really funny.
114. Go do something that would make the world a little bit better- Protest for chickens who like to پار, صلیب the road's questioned authorities.
115. Sit on your roof with your friends, and if someone gives آپ a weird look from the street, yell "We are waiting to board the mothership!"
116. Play Sweet & ھٹی, ترش with some friends. Stand on a سٹریٹ, گلی corner and wave at every car that passes. If they wave back یا smile, yell "Sweet." If they ignore آپ یا give آپ a dirty look, yell "SOUR!" and chase them as long as آپ would like.
117. Go to Wal-Mart and just sit in the middle of an isle with your friends. See how long it takes for someone to make آپ move.
118. Go to a store like target and play phone tag (if آپ have a picture cell phone) --- like walk through the store and the game is to try to get pics of your دوستوں w/o them seeing آپ and w/o them taking pictures of you!
119. Go teepeeing go through a drive thru and order random **** and mess with the pe
120. Stay a couple nights in a hotle with about 20 people in the same room (got kicked out.
121. Go to a store and pretend your blind.
123. Dress up like Santa & go to walmart & wish people a merry Christmas! (no matter if it's christmas یا not!)
124. Run really fast and slide on a carpet then count how many rug burns آپ get
125. Find a number آپ like (preferably 47) and become obsessed with it.
Don’t worry; I’ve listed some interesting examples of ‘obsessive behaviour’ to start آپ off:
Buy all the t-shirts and items of clothing آپ can with that number on it, or, if that fails, go to a t-shirt printers and get some made. If آپ prefer, there is always the option of buying an age badge of your number from any good card/gift shop. If they have sold out of your number, make your badge out of paper plates and کاک, کاکٹیل sticks.
Every time آپ spot your number (whether on your own یا in public) point to it and scream “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” as loud as آپ can.
When آپ go out nightclubbing, steal a girl friend’s eyeliner pencil and draw that number on your forehead. (Don’t use your own pencil, if آپ have one – such extensive use will shorten the life of آپ eye-liner for sure.) People may stare at آپ – don’t be alarmed if this happens. They are simply amazed سے طرف کی how cool آپ look.
Get the DJs of any pubs آپ visit (don’t bother with club DJs – they won’t take آپ seriously) to announce your preferred number over the PA system as often as آپ can. Don’t be disheartened if continuous harassment of the DJ gets آپ thrown out of your local – remember the power of your number, and have faith that the pub landlord will come round eventually.
Make an occasion of Halloween. Get a pumpkin, carve out the shape of your sacred number, and take it with آپ when آپ go out. Remember, آپ can’t throw away the carved out کدو, لوکی number! Best keep it in your freezer for all eternity so it’s always there to protect آپ from evil.
Sometimes a nonsensical word, for instance ‘Toyspens’, can be used in conjunction with your chosen number for added effect. However, be very careful when deciding on your word یا آپ may end up accidentally summoning the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse again.
If someone asks آپ “Why??” laugh hysterically and then ignore them for a few days. They’ll soon realise their mistake.
126. Get a group of دوستوں and climb into the window in a store and pretend to be manicans سے طرف کی standing as still as possible and posing. See how many people آپ can fool.
127. Hang out on someone's roof and talk.
128. CLIFF JUMPING! آپ ALWAYS WALK AWAY WITH A CUT یا SOMETHING! ITS A GREAT TIME BRING A VIDEO CAMERA129. Throw on some Mexican wrestling masks and sit in the trees drinking scotch...and scare the hell out of early morning joggers.
130. well, آپ know those people who get their deer heads mounted? Anyway, take it & ride around in the car with it. Occasionally stick it's head out the window sometimes.
131. Go around during an election season collecting the signs for one candidate and making note of what house we took it from, then go and switch those signs with people who were promoting the other candidate.
132. Try slamming a revolving door.
"Why did آپ call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.
2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.
3. Post a random مضمون like this.
4. At walmart یا somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, یا a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.
5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"
6. Text everyone آپ know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"
7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your دوستوں as your sidekick یا other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one آپ deeply despise.
8. Flirt with perverts on the web. (Best times are around 9-11 am in my time, in the south eastern area of the united states, sorry I don't know time zones!)
9. (girls, یا cross-dressers....) Blind fold your دوستوں and yourself and give each other blind makeovers. (results may vary)
10. (girls یا پار, صلیب dressers..) First you'll need a half full/half empty یا completely empty perfume یا body mist bottle. Add smelly things and strange liquids while trying to maintain a believeable color and offer the original fragrance to either a friend as a joke یا to an enemy.
1. Change the lyrics to a مقبول song to hilarious random lyrics.
12. Find a poster of a celeb. آپ hate یا a picture of an enemy and use markers/cheap makeup to paint them into your point of view towards them.
13. Drive a riding lawnmower down the سٹریٹ, گلی casually.
14. Carry a سوفی, لٹانا down the سٹریٹ, گلی and see how long it takes until someone calls the police.
15. Try some of the candy in the medicine cabinet.
16. Tell everyone how much آپ love them, including strangers.
17. (aimed at guys) Undress and meet me in the back with the jack at the juke box ;) (jk)
18. Take your pants off and run around your neighborhood screaming "MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"
19. Chat with strangers on the internet! That seems to be what most of us do.
20. Try a stage slide in shorts.
21. Complain to random strangers about a bruise on your buttox.
22. Give your mother a دل attack and tell her your pregnant. (especially affective for guys but aimed at girls)
23. Shake up a soda can (while the hobos not looking) and politely offer the cold drink to a hobo seemingly obliviously.
24. Try to make your own soda. (ex. For مالٹا, نارنگی soda add مالٹا, نارنگی food coloring یا مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس to sprite) Now offer your creation to someone.
25. (girls... یا cross-dressers) Hang upside down from a درخت and give your friend a makeover.
26.Go streaking through town.
27. Go skinny dipping.
28. Write cuss words on the side walk with chalk in a neighborhood with small children.
29. Try playing baseball with tomatoes.
30. Go around town getting random people to sign your t-shirt.
31. Have a free hug day.
32. Have a cake/pie fight.
33. Ask for band name suggestions at a gay bar.(I've done this before. Hilarious outcomes.) *
34. Play midnight subway کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ game (run from subway کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ to subway کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ before the doors close.)
35. Throw a themed party (ex. football bros and cheerleading hoes)
36. Water gun drive by.
37. Have a picnic on a roof!
38. Flour Bombing- it's really cheap and easy...
Buy a load of cheap tissues and flour.
Open a tissue up and put about a handful of flour inside.
Then screw the سب, سب سے اوپر of the tissue up so that it is sealed, but not too tight.
Make as many of these as آپ like and تقسیم, الگ کریں them out evenly between your friends.
Find a large field یا garden, put on some old clothes and go crazy throwing them at eachother (it's even better at night!)
Same rules apply as in paintballing!
39. Racing in shopping carts is major fun.
40. Push your friend in a baby stroller (let go) down the steepest ہل, لندن in your neighborhood (A 1st aid kit might come in handy.)
41.Take ketchup packets from McDonalds and leave them under car tires in a parking lot.
45. Do the same with eggs and rotten tomatoes.
46. Sit your younger brother/sister/cousin/something (If آپ don't have these subsitutions may include a close friend who's good at being annoying) on a سٹول in آپ front yard and try to auction them off.
47. Leave a hamburger on سب, سب سے اوپر of someone's car and wait in a car nearby and watch their reaction..
48. Tell some little kids your having an Easter Egg Hunt یا something ( But don't hide anything!!) And watch as they look and look.
49.Jump Trucking (jump on the back of a truck/van and see where it takes you)
50. WalMart یا Super Store Frogging(basically means آپ plan to sneak a sleepover, they stay open for 24 hours so hide and wait til everyones gone)
51. T-P someone's house
52. Cow tipping!!
53. Wait until its dark and when a neighbor یا family comes home. Hide in the bushes and as they walk by, spray them with something like silly string یا washable spray paint.
54. Go Food Sampling (like trick یا treating, instead of door to door آپ go store to store and collect random food samples--the mall food court is a good place to start. At the end of the day, dump all your collectibles on a plate and have lunch/dinner together)
55. Mute Dialogue a Movie یا a TV دکھائیں (bring down the sound یا mute it and make up what they're saying lol)
56. Night time Glow PaintBall shooting/Water Balloon Fighting (fill guns with glow in the dark paint یا fill water balloons and make a game of it at night...Remember the مزید آپ get hit the easier it is to find آپ and target آپ again. Play til آپ run out)
57. Ride Railing of an escalator (run up a down escalator, run down an up escalator...Warning: the inexperienced WILL get hurt---or thrown out lol)
58. اگلے time آپ go eat fast food go thru the drive thru without a car and demand service!
59. Fast Food Hopping. Grab Mcdonalds fries, Burger King Whoppers, Wendy's Frosty, Arby's موتزاریلا, موززریلا Sticks, KFC nuggets, Subway drink (or switch it around, then sit down outside a fancy restaurant and have a nice but cheap meal and do some people watching especially as they come out of the restaurant with empty wallets)
60. Do some karaoke with دوستوں یا better yet go caroling hot hits door to door (if they complain say you're observing a religious holiday, it's even funnier to say after آپ finished singing Baby Got Back. Make sure to ask for any requests and try to beatbox even if you're terrible at it)
61. When the phone rings and its a sells call, say you're not buying but then try to sell them the competitors product.
62. Call a پیزا place. Tell them you're new and town and your neighbors asked آپ to order پیزا for a party but since you're new round here you're not really sure what this پیزا thing is and ask them to explain it to you. When they say "Bread with meat and cheese on it." Ask them something like "What kind of bread? Like a sandwich? With meat? Well, what kind of meat? Couldn't I just put some turkey & cheese on a sandwich?" For best outcomes, call a place where it is against the rules for an employee to hang up on a customer who calls. (In my town there's a place called "Hungry Howie's where these rules apply. My brother's friend is expert at this kind of stuff and did this --He made the call last almost an hour!
62. Eat something that is bad for you, then bathe in pepto-bismal.
63. Tie yourself to the back of a car then jump off while its moving and have someone videotape آپ getting extremely bad road-rash at the speeds of 50 to 70mph...
64. Run around town and lick every shops window .
65. Bring a wireless microphone into town and sing beside someone playing a گٹار etc.
66. Sit on your roof and throw water baloons at pedestrians.
67. Follow random people around and pretend آپ know them سے طرف کی trying to make conversation.
68. Run around in your underwear with a wand and a harry potter outfit and yell spells at people.
69. Go to Wal-Mart and when the announcer comes on Say this Its those voices again!!! Scream that in an isle!!
70. Go into a random store with a lot of people and screamI WON THE LOTTERY!!!
71.When آپ are in class lightly bob your head to a light tune and then think of a really heavy metal tune and just whip out the air گٹار and everything! Thrash your head around too!!!
72. Get whipped cream in a bottle and spray randoms!!
73. Have a hugging contest!
74. Try on old people clothes clothes at the mall and لوڈ اپ them onto your fanpop/myspace/facebook یا another account!
75. Knock and run on peoples houses(teaches, mates, old people)
76. Put مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن on the handle of random cars
77. follow a random car ہوم to mess with them
78. fast food football (have someone run through and grab your bag of food as the people are handing it to you;; آپ get another bag of food free)
79. dress up as the oppostie sex and go into public.
80. hide behind things at the mall and throw eggs/water balloons at people walking سے طرف کی
81. Get a whole basket of food, wait till its all checked out, and say آپ forgot your wallet
82. drive through the mcdonalds drive-thru backwards
83. Get kicked out of wal-mart84. Rent golfcarts and race your دوستوں on them
85. Honk going through a neighborhood early in the morning یا late at night and wake people up.
86. دکھائیں up at the wrong house, pretend its your دوستوں house (that you've never been to) and just go right in and pretend everythings normal.
87. Rearrange your entire house before your parents come ہوم
88.get a bald cap, go to school and pretend like آپ shaved your head.
89. Walk in public with your pants off casually
90. Climb a درخت and drop eggs on cars.
91. Mess with the scale at a doctor's office so everyone thinks they're really fat.
93. Video yourself doing a silly dance to a song then watch it after and laugh.
94. Text every contact saying your pregnant/getting married/diagnosed with autism/etc.
95. Black mail your teacher.
96.Pile up all your stuffed toys in the middle of a room then jump in them.
97. Open your window and yell out of it, "You'll never take me alive coppers!"
98. Type in 'Things to do when you're bored' on youtube.
99. On the computer, make a fake advertisement for a Gardener and put it out in the porch. Later, find out if your parents think it is real!
100. Put a sign up outside your house saying 'Brother/siter for sale'
101. Draw a banana.
102. Slap yourself until آپ get hurt.
103. Pretend to look around your room as if it has just turned into Narnia.
104. try to balance as many spoons on your face as آپ can.
105. Pretend آپ are running away from yourself.
106. Try to break a CD (one that آپ don't use anymore).
107. Make a mixture of all the liquids in your bathroom then put it in a bottle and name it (your name)'s secret bath lotion.
108. Post a video onto youtube of آپ doing the most random things ever.
109. Walk around your room without walking on the floor.
110. Make a sale of the most random things ever outside your house.
111. فہرست all the swear words آپ know and mail the note to a random adress.
112. Make up a video called,''What to do when you're bored
113.You grab a stuff animal(has to be small) and آپ run up and the side walk yelling pussy come back. آپ get some crazy looks and its really funny.
114. Go do something that would make the world a little bit better- Protest for chickens who like to پار, صلیب the road's questioned authorities.
115. Sit on your roof with your friends, and if someone gives آپ a weird look from the street, yell "We are waiting to board the mothership!"
116. Play Sweet & ھٹی, ترش with some friends. Stand on a سٹریٹ, گلی corner and wave at every car that passes. If they wave back یا smile, yell "Sweet." If they ignore آپ یا give آپ a dirty look, yell "SOUR!" and chase them as long as آپ would like.
117. Go to Wal-Mart and just sit in the middle of an isle with your friends. See how long it takes for someone to make آپ move.
118. Go to a store like target and play phone tag (if آپ have a picture cell phone) --- like walk through the store and the game is to try to get pics of your دوستوں w/o them seeing آپ and w/o them taking pictures of you!
119. Go teepeeing go through a drive thru and order random **** and mess with the pe
120. Stay a couple nights in a hotle with about 20 people in the same room (got kicked out.
121. Go to a store and pretend your blind.
123. Dress up like Santa & go to walmart & wish people a merry Christmas! (no matter if it's christmas یا not!)
124. Run really fast and slide on a carpet then count how many rug burns آپ get
125. Find a number آپ like (preferably 47) and become obsessed with it.
Don’t worry; I’ve listed some interesting examples of ‘obsessive behaviour’ to start آپ off:
Buy all the t-shirts and items of clothing آپ can with that number on it, or, if that fails, go to a t-shirt printers and get some made. If آپ prefer, there is always the option of buying an age badge of your number from any good card/gift shop. If they have sold out of your number, make your badge out of paper plates and کاک, کاکٹیل sticks.
Every time آپ spot your number (whether on your own یا in public) point to it and scream “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” as loud as آپ can.
When آپ go out nightclubbing, steal a girl friend’s eyeliner pencil and draw that number on your forehead. (Don’t use your own pencil, if آپ have one – such extensive use will shorten the life of آپ eye-liner for sure.) People may stare at آپ – don’t be alarmed if this happens. They are simply amazed سے طرف کی how cool آپ look.
Get the DJs of any pubs آپ visit (don’t bother with club DJs – they won’t take آپ seriously) to announce your preferred number over the PA system as often as آپ can. Don’t be disheartened if continuous harassment of the DJ gets آپ thrown out of your local – remember the power of your number, and have faith that the pub landlord will come round eventually.
Make an occasion of Halloween. Get a pumpkin, carve out the shape of your sacred number, and take it with آپ when آپ go out. Remember, آپ can’t throw away the carved out کدو, لوکی number! Best keep it in your freezer for all eternity so it’s always there to protect آپ from evil.
Sometimes a nonsensical word, for instance ‘Toyspens’, can be used in conjunction with your chosen number for added effect. However, be very careful when deciding on your word یا آپ may end up accidentally summoning the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse again.
If someone asks آپ “Why??” laugh hysterically and then ignore them for a few days. They’ll soon realise their mistake.
126. Get a group of دوستوں and climb into the window in a store and pretend to be manicans سے طرف کی standing as still as possible and posing. See how many people آپ can fool.
127. Hang out on someone's roof and talk.
128. CLIFF JUMPING! آپ ALWAYS WALK AWAY WITH A CUT یا SOMETHING! ITS A GREAT TIME BRING A VIDEO CAMERA129. Throw on some Mexican wrestling masks and sit in the trees drinking scotch...and scare the hell out of early morning joggers.
130. well, آپ know those people who get their deer heads mounted? Anyway, take it & ride around in the car with it. Occasionally stick it's head out the window sometimes.
131. Go around during an election season collecting the signs for one candidate and making note of what house we took it from, then go and switch those signs with people who were promoting the other candidate.
132. Try slamming a revolving door.
This is a My Little ٹٹو پرستار fiction. If آپ don't like talking horses that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car دکھائیں in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting سے طرف کی his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting سے طرف کی his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, یا آپ will be killed سے طرف کی a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car دکھائیں in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting سے طرف کی his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting سے طرف کی his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, یا آپ will be killed سے طرف کی a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool شارک movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST GOOSEBUMPS EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion یا something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool شارک movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST GOOSEBUMPS EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion یا something.. That face image fucked me up..
