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posted by orangeturnip
when death sits on your shoulder
infecting your دل
the beat of the cursed one
feels no empathy
feels all alone
when hope is on holiday
when آپ want your self back
where do آپ go
who do آپ turn to
who will end your suffering
he sits and waits
o death on my shoulder
i know your after my soul
i know آپ just wait
but i'm not sure if آپ are playing tricks on me
can آپ end my sorrow
یا is it آپ who causes my agony
will آپ be there when i die
still squeezing and taking all i have
until i'm dust and wind.
50 Things To Do In An Elavator:
1) Bite your own arm and when someone looks at آپ say: "Well pardon me if I have a craving for human flesh!"
2)Laugh psychoticaly in the cornor.
3)Say in a demonic voice "I belive it is time for me to feed on the souls of children again."
4)Dress up as the Lipstick Face Demon from insidious and shout "WHO چرا لیا, چوری کی MY LIGHT SABER?!?!"
5) Fall on the ground in a fatal position and begin rolling clockwise on the floor, keeping your head in the same place, and scream like your being posessed.
6) Say to absolutly no one "What?! آپ want me to kill him/her" and point at someone...
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posted by jessicamc26
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her پرس, تھیلی and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do آپ have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known آپ were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing آپ have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at آپ and puked. :p

What turns آپ on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

Peanut مکھن and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to kiss you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck آپ :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?...
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