Random Article: The truth about Pikachu

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posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if آپ look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight آپ fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his food up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*

Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!

Ash:Not before I kill you!

*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*

Brock:Get away from me آپ little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.

Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!

*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*

Pikachu:Pika-chu.

*Pikachu began crying*

Ash:Throw up آپ little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!

Pikachu:Pika...

Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!

Misty:Ash what's your problem?

Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!

Brock:Run,before he try's to kill آپ to!

*Brock کہا as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*

Ash:There آپ are!

*Ash smiled*

Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!

Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't آپ running?I told آپ to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't آپ loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until آپ loose some weight!
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Taitlen shae Hughes

posted by fiestagirl12345

This is about a 12 سال old girl named. Taitlen shae Hughes it's a true story. She کہا I wanted to make a difference in the world. She wanted to fight against bullying. She got bullied to. One دن she had the worst head ache she old her mom so she went to bed. She fell into deep ac Oma. She died from a brain hemerage. She was a Oregon doner so she saved 4 people's life's. now taitlen shae Hughes is inspiring to a lot of people,

R.I.P 1999 -2011 died November 24th

If آپ want to hear the fuller story go to YouTube and type in taitlen shae Hughes and آپ will see a lot if inspiring stories.

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62 Magical Facts about Harry Potter

posted by E-Scope90

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Author J. K. Rowling recently revealed that Dumbledore is gay and he had a crush on the wizard Grindelwald, whom he later defeated in a wizard duel.a
As every Potter پرستار knows, Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on...

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New Mexico Chili Cookoff

posted by x-menobsessed26

NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If آپ can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying سے طرف کی the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If آپ pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

For those of آپ who have lived in New Mexico, آپ know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...

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Does Anyone want a story/one shot

posted by Naoko_Etsumi

Dear, شائقین

As the عنوان says does anyone want a story/one shot. As u probly dont know i have just graduated high school with my good friend demon_wolf aka Whinny and since that has happened i have found nothing to entertain me. And to سب, سب سے اوپر it off i have writers block :'( im so sorry im a horrible person for having this curse from hell it happens to me all the time. And so i ask آپ to please let me know if u want a story/one shot.

If آپ do happen to read this and say yes you'll help and آپ give me permission to use your character سے طرف کی making آپ a story this is what i need from you.

this list...

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The awesome summer (Chapters 1-3)

posted by percylover19

Percylover19 3

(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
   I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third grade. He has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. He also lives right up my street. "Hello?" he answered.
   "Hey it's me, Kerry. Has the new kids moved in yet?"
   "I have seen the moving وین a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
   "I really hope one of them is a girl. No offense but I really want somebody I can talk to about girly stuff, that's not my mom."
   "None taken. I don't want to know about your girl troubles...

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Amnesia part 2:thoughts

posted by Insane4ever

Heres the 2nd part of my story,again sorry for misspells and if آپ missed my 1st part of the story just click on "read مزید مضامین سے طرف کی insane4ever" یا how ever,its under the article...

You have alredy met our guy right???that lonely guy wakeing up in the middle of the desert without any memories.
After turning around a few times he choses a direction again and starts walking,its getting dark,whitch means its getting cold,he is becomeing woried becouse at night its often veary cold in deserts.he starts running,trying to find anything,any kind of shelter.after 10 منٹ he finally finds some...

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Rain, sunshine and licerish!(read while listenning to Your body's a wonderland-JohnMayer)

posted by 555YJ

i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the سٹریٹ, گلی
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my آئی پوڈ, ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one اگلے to me
i...

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بھیڑیا Information

posted by K5-HOWL

It's been only 15 years since gray wolves, after years of near-extinction, were reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park. The initial group of 66 wolves were transplanted into the park from Canada beginning in 1995. Now, مزید than 1,545 wolves roam Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.Biologists say that a minimum of 2,000 to 3,000 wolves are needed within the area in order to keep them from disappearing again.The wolves have had tremendous مقبول support from the beginning. Their reintroduction has been سے طرف کی far the most publicized and celebrated of any wildlife reintroduction in the U.S. The wolves...

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(Pourqui Tale)The Cause of Stupidity:

posted by moolah

Ferine

The Cause of Stupidity:
Long پہلے in Southern America their was a donkey named, Ferine. Ferine was super smart. He was smarter than all the animals. His IQ was 409. His parents were very proud of him.
One دن Ferine went to the market and was buying pears. He picked up the pear. The price was 2$. Ferine wanted to buy 2 pears but only had 3$. So, Ferine went up to the counter with 2 pears. The cashier, Monkey said, “That will be 4$ sir.” Monkey was nervous talking to the smartest animal. He was the dumbest animal and his parents were not proud of him. Ferine frowned, “What do آپ mean? I...

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The Horrible Truth part 1

posted by HaleyDewit

Decades پہلے the San Francisco خلیج, کھاڑی had been overlapped سے طرف کی the gigantic Golden Gate Bridge. Night and دن were perfectly separated and there was a balance between buildings and nature. However, ever since Wyatt Halliwell had taken over community, the city was covered in darkness 24/7. The bridge had been blown up when he’d lost his temper once again, which happened lots of times.
Everyone was scared to death for the Charmed Ones son and there were only a handful of people who stood up to him. The rest of the community was murdered on his command یا tried to please him سے طرف کی spying on the enemy...

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The Nut House Episode 22

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. آپ can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 22: Wayne's Invention

Wayne was sitting on his front porch when he saw Parker arrive in his Packard, followed سے طرف کی Kevin in his truck, and Liam in a Buick.

Wayne: Perfect. Right on time.
Kevin: *Walks with Liam, and Parker towards Wayne*
Liam: Good morning.
Parker: What did...

The Legend of Vox Machina intro

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Intro for the upcoming DnD animated series

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Random Meme Collection

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Tangled: The Series

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