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posted by stefani_n13
Live. Laugh. Love. we live to laugh; we laugh because we love; we love to live, laugh, and love.

[randomness] definition ; me and my دوستوں :] we live سے طرف کی the randomness of the day. whatever happens happens. whatever goes goes. randomness is our life. we have to accept it.
living is random. laughing is random. loving is random. i am random.

[love] definition ; the melting feeling آپ feel when آپ look into his eyes and the world around آپ is gone. آپ two are the only ones there. he puts his arm around your waist. آپ two make perfect eye contact, and آپ realize that, just for a second, everything is perfect. he holds آپ and protects you, because آپ are the most important thing in his life. this is love.

[bffs] definition ; best دوستوں forever. those extra-special people who will stay with آپ no matter what happens [i.e.: آپ get kicked out of wal-mart; آپ kill your pet مچھلی on purpose; آپ get an f on the final exams and get held back]. these people are the best things in your life. آپ laugh together, hang out together, دکان together, talk together, etc. these are your best friends. forever.

[middle school] definition ; can be the best place ever یا the worst place ever. depends on how آپ look at it. middle school is filled with laughter, love, enemies, frienemies, bfs, lame teachers, cool teachers, retarded homework assignments, losers that just want to beat آپ up because آپ like some guy, weird lunches, weird emo-skater-dudes that are actually kind of cute when آپ look at them a سیکنڈ time, cliques, unnecessary gym classes, disgusting bathrooms, stupid lockers that won’t open no matter how hard آپ try, angry science teachers, goths that are mad at the world [specifically آپ for some reason], your friend and her cute boyfriend, and most importantly, best friends.

[boys] definition ; hmm… they are the opposite of girls… um… they, well, uh… they can be cute یا ugly; there are some that are your best friends, some that آپ really crush on, some that will melt your heart, some that will break your heart, some that are so annoying آپ don’t know how they make it through life without getting beat up, some that are your best friends’ boyfriends so آپ can’t go out with them یا your best friend will jump you, some that will get آپ in a lot of trouble, some that آپ like, and some that آپ love.

[chocolate] definition ; a comfort food; the best thing ever invented; what آپ eat [along with ice cream] when anything bad happens یا just at random times; specifically made for girls…

[omg] definition ; oh my gosh; oh my god; omg!! ’nuff said.
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posted by misscrazel
It's a book. I'll keep writing.
                  P. 1
             THE CLANS
MEADOW: Enemies: Mountain, Desert•Friends: Water•Rules: see page two.

MOUNTAIN: Enemies: Meadow, Desert•Friends: Forest•Rules: Must walk up the trail on the mountain. see page two.

WATER: Enemies: Desert•Friends: Ice, Meadow•Rules: kittens learn to swim. see page two.

FOREST: Enemies: Desert• Friends: Mountain•Rules: see page two.

ICE: Enemies: Desert•Friends: Water•Rules: see page two.

DESERT: Enemies: Mountain, Ice, Meadow, Water, Forest•Friends: None•Rules: see page two.
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( PLEASE note that i dont dislike these people i just find the stuff they do Annoying please dont take any offence to any of these if one of them is you)
1) People who wear size 5 shoes.
2) People who make a stupid face when they don't understand something, and who consequently are making a stupid face all the time.
3) The people who got picked first for sports teams in elementary school.
4) People with annoying voices.
5) People who wear so much perfume that there is an actual visible بادل of it all around them.
6) People who constantly drive at 70 km/h, whether the actual speed is 50 or...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Oily skin is the hardest to take care of, especially when آپ are teen and prone to breakouts.

Today we are going to share with آپ how to treat oily skin with a cheap and easy product: cucumber.

Many people don't know it, but cucumber calms, cleans and gives valuable nutrients to skin.

If آپ have red skin patches, acne, oily skin یا blackheads, cucumber can help.

How? Write down this cucumber wash recipe and use it alongside your regular facial cleansers.
Liquify a cucumber in a blender یا food processor along with one glass of non-fat milk. Blend with the peel and all because the peel has the most vitamins. Then, with a cotton ball, apply the mix to your face, especially in problems areas. Let the mix do its magic for 15 منٹ and then remove it with warm water.

Always remember that after a treatment such as this آپ need to wash your face with facial soap and apply your moisturizer.
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posted by Ownzer493
*walk**walk**walk**stop* "You Hear that?"
"It's..................Butter...............Time!"
"It's مکھن Time?"
"I guess."

"way.......way...........way..."

"way way way?"

"I dunno"

" Hey!It's Coming from over here!"

"Penut......Time!....Butter.....Time! Penut مکھن جیلی Time Penut Butt جیلی Time!"

"WHAT THE HECK OMG WTF PWN DA NOOB!!!!!!!"

*brow raised*

*sound of pistol*

*Banana Pain*

"Oh Crap"

"HE KILLED کیلا MAN!"

"ITS PENUT مکھن جیلی TIME!!!"

"no he's alive"

"YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


THE END
posted by kitkat709477
now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have آپ been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen آپ someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this نشست empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if آپ sit down. Man: Your place یا mine? Woman: Both. آپ go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do آپ do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: ارے baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do آپ like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services...
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posted by madening_mahem
I hate people who annoy other people because they think it's funny.
I hate that smell of "fresh clean" and death in hospitals.
I hate Doctors offices.
I hate needles.
I hate haters.
I hate blood tests.
I hate how anxious I can get.
I hate how I can get so intoxicated just from the smell of oranges.
I hate how much I Love chocolate.
I hate when I have artist's block.
I hate when I'm bored.
I hate rejection.
I hate how life can be a bitch.
I hate it when people tell me something I already know, and they demand my attention because they think it's important when it's not.
I hate all but 5 laws of authority....
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Weird dude just weird.xD
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Source: Twitter
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Source: Text Message... seriously
here is what i got so far:
It had been the Third time we sat in these chairs.
the third time people sent us back.
Next to me my brother Aiden was drumming his hands nervously.
He didnt really like this place Nor did i, at that exact moment the door creaked open and in came Mr. Pond.
he was a tall thin man that wore glasses and right now was looking frustrated and annoyed.
he gave a small sigh and said"You promised me آپ guys would try."

"Mr. Pond we did try! we swear we-"

"Olivia! If آپ had tryed there house woldnt have looked like a torrnado went through it!"
I bit my lip. He got me there...
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