Random Article: کشتی school! Ep 1! part 1"all abord!"

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posted by 123Jordan

Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are آپ fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh آپ must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: آپ don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: آپ can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!
Mr.Mosby: Thank آپ zach!
Zach: OH it's no problem!
Mr.Mosby: Well your in the sam کیبن as last time!
Zach: ok!

Zach: Hi i'm zach!
Jordan: I'm jordan!
Zach: why dose the room look......... cl...............cle.........clean! *barfs*
Jordan: it was like it when i came in!
Zach: well, let me make it dirty!
Jordan: آپ just did! سے طرف کی barfing!

Rochelle: I'm in this کیبن کیبن 1..... well it maches any ways!
Brianna: awwwwwwwww.......... i'm over down there!
Rochelle: bye! *gose in side*
Jill: Hi! I'm jill!
Rochelle: Are آپ my maid?
jill: no i'm your room mate.
Rochelle: Ok i need to have my own room!
Jill: well, i'm not leaveing!
Rochelle: I'll give آپ 1,000,000$
Jill: No i'm not leaveing!
Rochelle: Man!

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123Jordan I'm sorry all the caracters are not in yet!

Seastar4374 lol nice 1 with me. CHACHING! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Jamie38459 Its ok, U cant put every1 in 1 story, rite? Thats kind of impossibl.

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The Racer

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a پرستار fiction featuring ponies. If you're not into that stuff, run away immediately.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*

A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven سے طرف کی two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)...

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50 Random Questions:

posted by ase

1. Do آپ like pie?

2. Are you, یا have آپ ever been a squirrel?

3. Are آپ afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are آپ a people person یا a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have آپ ever wondered what it would be like if آپ were an apple?

7. Have آپ ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can آپ get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have آپ ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have آپ ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do آپ have a sword handy?

14. Do آپ like pie?

15. Am I weird...

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Pedo برداشت, ریچھ

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Mary Mary Quite Contrary meaning

posted by 1-2vampire

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - یا Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening یا something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, مزید commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

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What Is 'Overrated' Really and Is It A Good Term To Use; My Personal Analysis of 'Overrated'

posted by zanhar1

So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on سب, سب سے اوپر of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an مضمون of it since I seem to be making the same تبصرہ over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an مضمون to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my تبصرہ on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments

First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this پرستار club either).
Overrated...

Scanning The Void Fractal Art Composition

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Source: Rolando Burbon aka Xzendor7

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Transformers yaoi?

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Tan lines

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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100 Hottest Male شخصیات مشہور (In My Opinion) Part 4

posted by saz19126

Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him

62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish

63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes

64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...

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Things to do that Freak Parents Out (WARNING: ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

posted by wolfgrrl

1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are آپ doing?", say, "What are آپ doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the سوفی, لٹانا until آپ give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...

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سب, سب سے اوپر 60 Ghetto Bible Names

posted by TDAPlayer158

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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS

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How Sexy Is Your Name?

posted by blaise_jez

I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!

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20 Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall دیوار and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 سیکنڈ and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....

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When آپ see it, you'll shit bricks!

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50 Ways to Annoy People at the Movies!

posted by wild-bby

The List

1. Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can آپ fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling پاپ کارن, پوپکارن that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get پاپ کارن, پوپکارن yell, “I’m...

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Facts of the USA Did آپ know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last سال met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the سب, سب سے اوپر of a سکائی سکریپر, بلند ترین عمارات it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued سے طرف کی the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most مقبول domestic trip activity سے طرف کی American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

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Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started writing it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if آپ don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest آپ don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your دوستوں and either forget all about us یا tell a story about the hideous freak آپ met tonight. آپ don’t know me, if آپ did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have دوستوں - except my brother....

سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Red Dead Redemption Characters

posted by Canada24

I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...

#1: JOHN MARSTON:

"Give the Devil my regards."

Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" سے طرف کی comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...