1. We only cry infront of آپ when we
a) want آپ to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini سکرٹ, گھیرنا when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If آپ ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't یا feel like آپ should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, یا angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If آپ think we like to hang out with آپ every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have آپ ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When آپ ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we love you... آپ better believe it.
a) want آپ to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini سکرٹ, گھیرنا when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If آپ ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't یا feel like آپ should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, یا angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If آپ think we like to hang out with آپ every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have آپ ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When آپ ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we love you... آپ better believe it.
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her پرس, تھیلی and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do آپ have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known آپ were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
The blonde driver looks all around in her پرس, تھیلی and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do آپ have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known آپ were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
