Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!

If men really ruled the world,

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A ذائقہ, مارنا to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em اگلے time" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in آل, علیہ السّلام یا lager.

3. Valentine's دن would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Groundhog Day, if آپ saw your shadow, you'd get the دن off to go drinking. Mother's دن too.

5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6. Garbage would take itself out.

7. Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement مکسر and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

8. The only دکھائیں opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

9 Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer- biceps".

10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.

11. Two words... "Ally McNaked".

12. When a cop gives آپ a ticket, every smart-aleck answer آپ responded with would actually reduce your fine.
As in:
Cop: "You know how fast آپ were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my بیئر all over the place."
Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".

13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

14. گلبہار, گل داؤدی Duke shorts would never go out of style again.

15. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

16. Telephones would cut off after 30 سیکنڈ of conversation.

17. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.

18. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as آپ returned it the following دن with a full tank of gas.

19. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, آپ could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that کہا "You're #1!".

20. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to آپ during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

21. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you".

22. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

23. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

24. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and آپ would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car.

25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

26. One sit-up would do the job.

So, for all the women out there, men don't really rule the world now do they...