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july 13, 3.02 pm
[i] ارے how was school"

3.03pm
Gay, yours?"

3.16om
"haha, yeah same"

3.22pm
"Since آپ carnt do webcam, آپ send me a pic;)"

3.22pm
"say that again and your gone"

3.23pm
"send me a pic"

3.48pm
"Fuck off, no respect for me"

3.50pm
"your just to serious"

3.52pm
No, i just have respect for myself, آپ need to get that i dont live the please you. I dont appricate آپ asking that of me."


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Mat'e says:
sook
Katii xD says:
fuck off. alright ive had enought of آپ treating like shit, ive told آپ , over and over im not comtforable to doing that, but آپ just dont care what i feel یا think, its all about want and your fucking cock
Mat'e says:
come suck it?
Katii xD says:
see آپ dont even classify as a fucking human being.
just your entertainment.
Mat'e says:
ok
Katii xD says:
expect to be a virgin for some time extra now. آپ dont treat women any respect,
Mat'e says:
haha please havent been a virgin for ages
Katii xD says:
well i kinda half guessed that, seemed to good to be true.
what with your attiude.
Mat'e says:
ha آپ act to old
Katii xD says:
maybe cause i respect myself, i dont to give myself a name like the sluts you've already slept with, i want to be happy with myself, im mature, unlike others, i already know whats best for me, and thats be to far away from fuckwicks.
Mat'e says:
ok
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posted by Wendy99
LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and آپ shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a سوال for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The سیکنڈ is gobbling down the سب, سب سے اوپر and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the سب, سب سے اوپر of the ice cream....
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! آپ call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! آپ DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All آپ are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has مزید dick! I have an army of Red Coats! آپ have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing آپ naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't آپ have some laundry to do یا something?
آپ are so cute when آپ get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a منٹ - I get it. What time of the ماہ is it?
آپ sure آپ don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of کتیا, کتيا flakes this morning!
Who are آپ kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
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Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that آپ "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for random times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا time quietly throw food but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my پچھواڑے, گدا is fat یا i stuff twinkies in my پچھواڑے, گدا make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a تل, مول dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores سے طرف کی lying on him saying stuff like Jason کہا that he was going to kick my پچھواڑے, گدا یا something like that
☆Tell him to give آپ a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like آپ heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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This is very funny I told some of my دوستوں and they laughed.

Kids, don't try this at ہوم XD

Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.

Oh and on مزید thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.

1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*

6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on دیوار so hard, knock self into the اگلے room*
10. *Flies into the sun*

11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into شارک tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*

16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
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1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.


2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until آپ find your
contact lens.


3. مککا, عجیب الخلقت the body and tell people that he hit آپ first.


4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.


5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of آپ shaking hands with the deceased.


6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.


7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.


8. Ask the widow to give آپ a kiss.


9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.


10. Tell the undertaker that your...
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While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he یا she yells at you. Then ask if آپ got the job.
Stick a piece of بروکولی, شاخ گوبھی between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he یا she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s ڈیسک in front...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, آپ let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
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