Random Club
شامل میں
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by ase
1. Do آپ like pie?

2. Are you, یا have آپ ever been a squirrel?

3. Are آپ afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are آپ a people person یا a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have آپ ever wondered what it would be like if آپ were an apple?

7. Have آپ ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can آپ get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have آپ ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have آپ ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do آپ have a sword handy?

14. Do آپ like pie?

15. Am I weird to you?

16. Are آپ a thingy-majiger یا a Thingamabob?

17. Do آپ like to feel cow patties?

18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?

19. Did آپ buy your brain off E-bay?

20. Did آپ notice 1 & 14 are the same question?

21. Are آپ so cheap آپ would buy your baby a used diaper?

22. Have آپ ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?

23. If آپ کہا 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?

25. Did آپ kill your teddy برداشت, ریچھ when آپ were little?

26. Did آپ know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?

27. Are آپ a possum?

28. Do آپ like waffles?

29. Have آپ ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?

30. If آپ could breathe in space, would آپ go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, یا a black hole?

31. Are آپ suicidal?

32. If آپ کہا 'yes' to 31: Have آپ committed suicide yet?

33. Do آپ smoke... broccoli?

34. Are you, یا have آپ ever been a peach-berry pie?

35. Do آپ like eggs and bacon?

36. Are آپ a rabid squirrel?

37. Do آپ eat yourself?

38. Do آپ eat other people?

39. Have آپ ever died?

40. Are آپ on the right path in life... یا are آپ on the left one?

41. Do آپ eat feathers?

42. Are آپ dumber than a dodo?

43. Can آپ float like a rock?

44. Are آپ blonde, brunette, یا pinkish-blue (skin color)?

45. Have آپ ever dyed your butt?

46. Do آپ walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?

47. Is your پسندیدہ color nose?

48. Are آپ a pig?

49. Are آپ a cannibal?

50. Are آپ glad this is over?
added by Crazedsitcomfan
added by Crazedsitcomfan
posted by spunkyonyx
Angel
Angel Eyes
Angel Face (to me this one is a little werid)
Babe ( I like to be called this one)
Baby (I love to be call this one too)
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Baby Girl (I love to be called this one)
Babykins
Baby Love
Beautiful (this one doesnt fit for me)
Beloved
Blossom
Blue Eyes (or in my case brown eyes)
Bumpkin
Buttercup
Butterfly
Candy
Cherry
Cherub
Chick
Chunky (If a my man called me this ohhhh lord he be crusin for a brusin)
Cinnamon
Cookie
Cuddles
Cuddly
Cuteness
Cutie
Darling
Dear
Dearest
Dear دل
Dewdrop (all I have to say is lolz)
Diamond
Doll
Dove
Dream کشتی (this one makes us sound kinda...
continue reading...
added by ace2000
added by Cliff040479
Source: fanpop user = "pooboo"
added by edwardcarlisle
Source: myfunnyworld
posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until آپ are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines آپ see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
continue reading...
posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like آپ just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the food in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a سوال nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask...
continue reading...
posted by kitkat709477
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So آپ have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! ارے girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did آپ know kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken سوپ actually makes آپ feel better. 94% of boys would love it if آپ sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your سب, سب سے اوپر lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult آپ when they like you! 89% of guys want آپ to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. Chocolate will make آپ feel better! Most...
continue reading...
 INUYASHA
INUYASHA
HERES MY سب, سب سے اوپر TEN فہرست OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE عملی حکمت IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE آپ START WATCHING آپ JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST عملی حکمت IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
عملی حکمت SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
 NARUTO
NARUTO
 OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
 DEATH NOTE
DEATH NOTE
1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell آپ to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on جنک, فضول food when they told آپ not to
12.spend their money and claim آپ donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to آپ yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and آپ can use these to annoy your brother یا sister and watch the fun :-))
1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they kiss آپ and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they مچھلی for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...
continue reading...
-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time آپ lick a stamp.

-It takes مزید calories to eat a piece of اجوائن, اجمود than the اجوائن, اجمود provides آپ with.

-Many people think eating مچھلی makes آپ مزید intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
continue reading...
added by PartyOrange
I am often starting to be a پرستار of something but If آپ are پرستار of somebody/something there can always be a situation when آپ will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that یا something simmilar. But then آپ start to feel distracted. آپ don't know what to start with. Maybe آپ are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help آپ to stop being a پرستار easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So آپ just understood that آپ don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
continue reading...
added by KataraLover
added by Kragfan1910
Source: microsoft
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny آپ think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: اگلے to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: اگلے to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
continue reading...
added by PokegirlC