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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the فلمیں that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their فلمیں look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If آپ haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know آپ shouldn't judge a movie سے طرف کی it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy to cliche. And predictable.
Just سے طرف کی watching the trailer, I can tell آپ the whole storyline:
Guy بھیڑیا and girl بھیڑیا of different social rankings get stuck in situations that force them to work together, guy turns out to have unexpected skills the girl didn't know about, and after a misunderstanding یا two, they fall in love. Yawn.
And also, what's up with all the potty and sex jokes? The potty jokes are too immature to get the whole audience interested, and the sex jokes are so obvious that the kids will be questioning their parents afterwards. And the اندازی حرکت looks سیکنڈ class and outdated. And finally, why would they want to make a بھیڑیا look sexy in a kid's movie?

I love ranting! =D
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posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A love no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t آپ ever say I just walked away
I will always want آپ
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want آپ

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All آپ ever did was break me
Yeah, آپ wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put آپ high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, آپ let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever کہا to me

10. "If آپ keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was گیا کیا پوسٹ on my fanpop دیوار سے طرف کی Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her دیوار letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do آپ want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what آپ make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is آپ get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your دوستوں - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with آپ through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best دوستوں in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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posted by joe-kerr
ارے everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these quotes are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by mehere
سب, سب سے اوپر 24 eminem song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope آپ like this one better than the first one please leave a تبصرہ if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy برداشت, ریچھ and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and کہا it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ the sales man gave the girls the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ ontop of the book case...
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1. People are مزید likely to tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known love song was written 4,000 years پہلے and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term love relationships began with one یا both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in love can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...
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 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current سب, سب سے اوپر 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I love this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big پرستار of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this فہرست actually....
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posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a دل attack. His دل isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first آپ don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on آگ کے, آگ with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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