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posted by ShiningsTar542
All of us hate to do exercise, but it is necessary to stay fit and healthy. It is worse when the summer is hot and humid and the last thing we want to do is go for a jog...

But, no matter the season it is important to exercise. Staying fit doesn't mean spending 3 hours a دن at the gym, there are ways to be active in your دن to دن life and burn calories at the same time.

For example:

Forget the elevator and the escalator. Take the stairs whenever آپ can to keep your behind looking good.

Stand up. Instead of sitting on the bus یا train, stand. آپ may not realize it, but standing takes مزید energy then sitting.

Clean up your room, and help around the house. Not only will this please your mother یا father, but آپ will also be burning calories while آپ work.

Don't stay home. Meet up with your friends, go for a walk, and get out and see things! Moving around and staying active is the best way to stay fit. If آپ can, go swimming یا go for a long walk.

Play with your brothers and sisters یا with your pet. Play is a great way to exercise. Whether آپ play a game, just mess around, یا play fetch with the dog, all of these options are good ways to get moving.

This summer, don't be a slug. Get off the سوفی, لٹانا and get moving, آپ will feel better and look great.
posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the اگلے stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the اگلے stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is سے طرف کی far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic سوالات being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some جوابات that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can آپ send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi ساحل سمندر, بیچ on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was reading the Wal-Mart مضمون and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the تبصرے section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that آپ can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests آپ could try

1: Ask really stupid سوالات like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so آپ can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them آپ know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask آپ for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as آپ can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by ilovepenguins
1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim آپ are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe آپ but DONT give up, see how far آپ can get ( WARNING, may result in آپ being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when آپ are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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Source: google
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Source: google.com
1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men یا Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a random button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells آپ to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy برداشت, ریچھ with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it مزید than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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from the movie "the meaning of life"
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parody
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Source: Google تصاویر
posted by meow_girl
One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd آپ get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So آپ broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So آپ broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your acting like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't...
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all آپ twilight lovers who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's سوال asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So آپ know i didn't include anything about the war between those who love and those who hate twilight یا anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the سوال i am responding to

picks
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posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to تاریخ him, we were the perfect couple, until last سال after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class اگلے to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be writing to pen pals from London England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today آپ are going to...
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posted by itachifan1
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A لومڑی has been unmasked as the mystery thief of مزید than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities کہا Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's ماند, خلوت خانہ and found a trove of جوتے, جوتا down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," کہا a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen ہے, وساان چرا لیا, چوری کی them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
posted by dinglebell14
1. Tired of Trying, sick of crying, Ya I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying....

2. I don't use excuses, Don't ask why...
It's just a breakdown, it happens all the time...
So get out of my face, don't even try...
You want to help me? Just let me cry!

3. I don't want to admit it,
It was easier to lie,
And hide the hurt and emptiness,
to smile instead of cry.

4. Nobody really cares if your miserable,
so آپ might as well be happy. :'|

5. Everyones going to hurt you.... sooner یا later آپ just have to decide who's worth going through the pain.

6. If someone really loves you,
They will never hurt you,
And if...
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posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are آپ tired of always ordering پیزا the same way? Well, this lists will keep آپ entertained for over 90 پیزا orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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