Buy a deck of cards.
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
What do آپ call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do آپ call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
How do آپ make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.
How do آپ make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
How do آپ prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
What can آپ hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
What clothes does a house wear?
Address.
What country makes آپ shiver?
Chile.
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find آپ very attractive.
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.
What did the mother جھاڑو say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What did the necktie say to the hat?
آپ go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got آپ covered.
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
What do آپ call a بچھڑا after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What do آپ call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال team?
She ran away from the ball.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What do آپ call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do آپ call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.
What do آپ call the best مکھن on the farm?
A goat.
What do آپ do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.
What do آپ get if آپ پار, صلیب a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do آپ get if آپ پار, صلیب an ہاتھی and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do آپ get if آپ پار, صلیب an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
What do آپ get when آپ پار, صلیب a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What do آپ get when آپ پار, صلیب poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A دودھ truck.
What is a tree's پسندیدہ drink?
Root beer.
What is the best thing to do if آپ find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What kind of ties can't آپ wear?
Railroad ties.
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
What do آپ call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do آپ call a country where everyone has to drive a گلابی car?
A گلابی car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.
What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
What's green and loud?
A froghorn.
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
Why did the doughnut دکان close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Hahaha okayy i know some of them aren't that funny but it's not me who wrote them ;)
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