Random Article: Me vs Conscience #1: Ghostmas

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posted by Solo28

ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The ٹیکو Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: آپ are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET آپ FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: آپ ڈن, اڑانا TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought آپ picked a دن out of a hat for that یا something.

ME: Candy دن is when I say it is Candy Day. It's when I say it is Candy Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not that time.

ME: آپ thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---

CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.

ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.

CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.

ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.

CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.

ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas دوستوں to help celebrate it.

CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.

ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.

CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes آپ have been in today.

ME: Midget دن Parade.

CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.

ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....

CONSCIENCE: Were آپ gonna finish that thought.

ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess آپ were talking to me.

CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could آپ possibly have to offer me?

ME: A song.

CONSCIENCE: آپ can't sing. آپ can barley form a coheiret sentence.

ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.

CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, آپ دکھائیں me what آپ got!

ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫

CONSCIENCE: More....

ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town

Of fifty folks یا so but monsters were around

A Million years پہلے but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day

On every other night they never made a sound, when the singing birds went quiet and the Sun went down

Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''

Never wait a moment when آپ share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above

But what آپ feel inside is not just love persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day

So give a little gift to everyone آپ knew and If آپ had a کدو, لوکی they might like that too

And although آپ may scare them, they won't go away, because we all love on Ghostmas Daaaay♫

CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING

ME: آپ have no holiday spirit.

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The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't CDI

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I...

Gawoo Push Mungo! - Yanya Caballista: City Skater (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green دن as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed سے طرف کی the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...

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The Best and Worst of the Decade: فلمیں

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well this was a little late, but better late than not at all, right? The 2010s were a big year, probably for a lot of us. We all had that point in our lives in that decade where things were changing, some small, others massive. But who cares about all that person stuff. Let's talk about material things that we just like. Movies, video games, animation, all that great stuff. This will be a five part مضمون series, so look آگے to مزید مضامین coming afterward. Let's start off with something simple, movies. Talking about my پسندیدہ film of each year, as well as my least پسندیدہ from that...

My Favourite Songs Of Past Decade

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hello... It's me!

I'm back from writer's block (again) to bring آپ another article.

EDM and I have had a long run in the past decade.

Please note: Some of these songs have not been invented in the decade. I just found them in this decade.

I bring you... My Favourite Songs of Last Decade.

Here goes!

1. 'Watch Out' سے طرف کی Eptic
2. 'Baillorum' سے طرف کی BAILO & Bellorum
3. 'Back In Time (R3hab Remix)' سے طرف کی Pitbull
4. 'TH2C (Dyro Remix)' سے طرف کی Krewella
5. 'RAMPAGE' سے طرف کی GRAVEDGR
6. 'Rampage' سے طرف کی Myro & Barely Alive & Virtual Riot & PhaseOne
7. 'Get Lemon' سے طرف کی Disciple Recs, a supercollab
8. 'We Don't Play'...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - دن 21: Amy (360)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So I have a vague memory of this game. I remember seeing this game in a Game Informer magazine (Yeah, remember fucking gaming magazines) when I was in elementary school. Alongside games like Resident Evil Revelations, یا I think, I don’t remember the exact issue, I saw this game on the side and how the reviewer thought it was the most boring game imaginable. So I avoided it for years up until now… and who boy, gaming journalism may be a joke now, but that guy was totally right. The game as developed سے طرف کی Vectorcell, known best for Jesus Christ Superstar on the IOS. I feel like I’m gonna...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - دن 20: Batman: Dark Tomorrow

posted by Windwakerguy430

I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who Batman is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, فلمیں and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed سے طرف کی the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the سب, سب سے اوپر Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt سے طرف کی this game, DC Comics is still making bank and Batman is still a cherished...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - دن 19: Charlie's Angels (Gamecube)

posted by Windwakerguy430

I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that آپ wouldn’t know was out unless I told آپ (And no, آپ didn’t watch. If آپ tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s Angels on the Gamecube. Published سے طرف کی the kings of random publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s Angels is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - دن 16: Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt

posted by Windwakerguy430

Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where آپ play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my پسندیدہ video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - دن 10: Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the Lost Code

posted by Windwakerguy430

Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and WWE of course. Now is the دکھائیں good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic love for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the Lost Code. Another published game سے طرف کی Ubisoft, but developed سے طرف کی Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - دن 9: Legends of Wrestling II (Gameboy Advance)

posted by Windwakerguy430

WWE was one of my پسندیدہ things as a child. There was just something about watching big oiled up men in their underwear grabbing at each other and slamming their bodies into the ground- Is it any wonder I came out as a bisexual? Seriously, I do enjoy wrestling to an extent. I haven’t watched anything recently, I kinda stopped around the whole John Cena craze of the late 2000s and early 2010s. But with anything that is marketable to young kids like me, آپ gotta have video games of them, and there was no short supply of wrestling games. Today, we’ll be talking about Legends of Wrestling...

NikPiks - Clerks: مزید Than Just a Comedy

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist یا something to leave me bankrupt, this مضمون has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film

I: From Humble Beginnings

Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of...

Nik EXPLOITS Horror فلمیں for a Halloween مضمون

posted by Windwakerguy430

So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed سے طرف کی a movie nowadays. کتابیں have the ability to let آپ think about the horror and let آپ imagine it yourself, and video games let آپ experience it from a first hand perspective, but فلمیں are not the best with making آپ feel scared. Even the good horror فلمیں don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...

Canada24 reviews JOKER (spoiler warning))

posted by Canada24

Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger سے طرف کی at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche. It's something Arthur Fleck cannot control. There's always a certain...

سب, سب سے اوپر 5 CALL OF DUTY CHARACTERS:

posted by Canada24

#1: SGT FRANK WOODS:
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all سے طرف کی himself.. Though he than gets recaptured سے طرف کی Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of starvation and...

The Joker Movie Controversy

posted by Canada24

This is a movie I had no interest in seeing. I was worried having an entire film about Joker will kinda ruin the character.. But the fact the film is rated R does imply I'm probably wrong.

But after I saw Chris Stuckmann's spoiler review. There is a interesting thing he spoke about, that I want throw in my own 2 cents about.

Before this film was even released. There were 2 things that people were worried about. Sympathizing with Joker. And the violence on screen.

Firstly, Chris says this isn't even the most violent film he's seen. He actually states Deadpool is مزید violent than this movie. But...

In-Indie - A Bastard's Tale

posted by Windwakerguy430

Other than horrible gaming journalists not understanding how indie games work, another thing people say is how unfair they can be. Cuphead is unfair because your character only has three hearts on them. Hotline Miami is too hard because enemies can kill آپ in one hit. Slime Rancher is too hard because I can’t feed my Slimes in time. But there is a game out there that I can say with slight certainty that it can feel really unfair at times. A game so difficult that it already has me cursing before the game starts. A Bastard’s Tale.

A Bastard’s Tale follows a knight, I’m going to...

Canada24's سب, سب سے اوپر eight underrated films:

posted by Canada24

#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated یا misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. یا Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris Stuckmann کہا it was....

In-Indie - 1979 Revolution: Black Friday

posted by Windwakerguy430

This review is going to be… a bit harder to talk about. So I bought a game called Revolution 1979: Black Friday, a game that is based on the actual Black Friday of 1979 where thousands of protestors were shot and killed for protesting against their ruler. It was the darkest moment during the Iranian Revolution but is practically never discussed outside of the country. That is where 1979 Revolution comes to discuss matters.

1979 Revolution follows the experience of Reza Shirazi as he is interrogated for information on his involvement with the revolution and his connections to the groups...

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NikPiks QuikPiks - What Punk Actually Means

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those فلمیں and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing مزید than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...

My favourite scene in Mirror Mirror

posted by andy10B

The one thing missing in Snow White and the seven dwarfs is any communication between Snow White and the Evil Queen . Unlike in Disney's Cinderella and tangled all of whom are step mum verses step daughter. Two different people Snow White kind, happy and a giving person, whilst the Queen is a harsh, mean and only cares for herself.

In Mirror Mirror there is a brilliant دکھانا of this in one of the first scenes.

So Snow White is 18 today. She is sad, lonely and bored in her bedroom, a bird pops in and so Snow White feeds it, then she hears a fanfare coming from downstairs. Snow gets excited...