My class-mates are fuck-tards :3
Here are the events that went on yesterday and today in my 2nd گھنٹہ science class.

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Mark: KYEEROP.
Michael: آپ sound like a Teddy برداشت, ریچھ =ω=
Lanni: Wait.. What does a Teddy برداشت, ریچھ even SOUND like..? And how do آپ know? *Makes suspicious face*
Michael: آپ ask Mark, he's the one making teddy-noises over here!
James: So we could call him Teddy-Mark!
Me: ..Was that supposed to be funny?
James: Aw, come ON! That was some top-quality funny shit going on right there!

Lanni: I has a jellyfish :3
*Everyone stares*
Lanni: What?
*Everyone continues staring*
Lanni: WHAT!?
Michael: LIAR! I see no jellyfish!
Mark: *Begins humming the 'jellyfish song'
Lanni: Yes I DO have a jellyfish! *Holds up jellyfish-shaped sillyband and smiles*
Michael: ..Holy shit.. آپ GIVE THAT TO ME! RIGHT NAO!

Jordan: Hey.. How do آپ spell 'precipitation'?
Jordin: I dunno.. Ask Michael! He's Asian.
Michael: So what?
Jordin: You're Asian! That means you're smart :3
Micheal: -.-
James: *shouts* ارے Lunneman! [My Science class teacher's name is Mr. Lunneman]
Mr. Lunneman: *Gives James a dirty look* What?
Jordan: How do آپ spell 'precipitation'?
Mr. Lunneman: *Grumbles* Jesus... Okay, why do آپ need to know what?
Jordan: Because it's the answer to this سوال right here.
Mr. Lunneman: And how did آپ find the answer?
Jordan: ...The book.
Mr. Lunneman: So doesn't the book have the word 'precipitation' written in it?
Jordan: ....OH!

Alexis: ..Where's my science book? Mark, did آپ take it!?
Mark: No.
Alexis: Yes, آپ did!
Mark: seriously! I--
Alexis: *Hits him upside the head with her science book* WHERE THE HELL IS IT!?
Lanni: ....Alexis?
Alexis: Yeah?
Lanni: What would that be in your hand?
Alexis: ..OH!

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Fuck-Tard galore!