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posted by InvaderStickly
1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as Barbie dolls and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a random patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to a woman and say, "Your here because your pregnant, right?"

12. Start brushing your teeth in a "We Will Rock You" rhythm.

13. Start to brush people's hair.

14. Ask if anyone is sick.

15. Yell, "JUSTIN! If your in here, آپ remember what happened last night?! MAN, THAT WAS AWESOME!"

16. Spit on someone's chin and tell them it's not polite to drool.

17. Start to act out a movie scene from the hospital.

18. Brush your teeth.

19. When آپ get on a scale, say, "WHY DO آپ NEED TO WEIGH ME?! DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU?!?!"
posted by Caligirl2011
So open up your iTunes یا موسیقی player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl آپ like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. دن song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. Love song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like آپ for a minute, and then forget آپ afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are آپ doing something?” یا “Have آپ eaten already?” are the first usual سوالات a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...
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Some dreams stay with آپ long after you've woken up.
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Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty یا lost...
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posted by karpach_13
28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as آپ think we all are.

2.. No matter what آپ say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like آپ to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call آپ beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If آپ have cramps and we ask آپ what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the ماہ and nothing more.

9.. If آپ really...
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posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten منٹ intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people آپ can get
to شامل میں in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department سے طرف کی sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as آپ see fit.

9. When there are...
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Questions:
Do آپ think Eggs are disgusting?


Are dogs cute?


Do آپ fish?


Are آپ at the age where آپ can drink?


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?


Do آپ have a boyfriend یا girlfriend?


Do آپ know who Hayley Steele is?


Have آپ ever watched Good Luck Charlie?


Ever taken a sponge bath?


Do آپ have your ears pierced?


Ever broken your butt?


چائے is…?


Ever READ Twilight Saga?


Ever burnt chocolate in the microwave?


Ever wanted to die before?


Any siblings?


Chocolate Pie is Gross?

Do آپ have a cat?


Do آپ have a dog?


Have آپ ever had a baby?


Are آپ father یا a mother یا nothing?


Do آپ write stories?


Your best friend’s name is…?


If آپ had a catch phrase what would it be?


پسندیدہ singer?


Is Robert Pattinson hot یا what?


Yes یا No?


Black یا White?


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posted by MiizLadiDiime
Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in سال 8 yeah i کہا it سال eight they act like deh 18 یا sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u kiss یا snog kiss oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i love آپ i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 kiss kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang آپ oh come ماند, خلوت خانہ fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i lost my virginty ooh yh she abused...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if آپ talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're دوستوں with other guys.

But when you're sitting اگلے to us, and some random guy walks into the room
 and آپ jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if آپ sit there and talk to him for ten منٹ without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her آپ love her.

5. Call her before آپ sleep and after آپ wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease آپ back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her پسندیدہ movie with her یا her پسندیدہ دکھائیں even if آپ think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game سے طرف کی the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, آپ play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. آپ can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...
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