Answer their سوالات with questions
Ask if آپ they can put food color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about پیزا maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a تبصرہ about his abs.
Ask if the پیزا has had its shots
Ask if the پیزا is organically grown
Ask if them for a free تاریخ with one of the staff if آپ make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a تفصیل to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if آپ get to keep the پیزا box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards پیزا your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say آپ were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, پیزا Place, start to cry and ask, "Do آپ know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your پیزا "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every منٹ یا two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I گیا کیا پوسٹ it, & I'm bored.
Ask if آپ they can put food color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about پیزا maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a تبصرہ about his abs.
Ask if the پیزا has had its shots
Ask if the پیزا is organically grown
Ask if them for a free تاریخ with one of the staff if آپ make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a تفصیل to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if آپ get to keep the پیزا box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards پیزا your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say آپ were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, پیزا Place, start to cry and ask, "Do آپ know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your پیزا "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every منٹ یا two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I گیا کیا پوسٹ it, & I'm bored.
Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of آپ who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the Brave Enough album he promoted in August 2016.
Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in سوال on whether یا not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his اگلے "supposedly" 2019 album.
Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in سوال on whether یا not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his اگلے "supposedly" 2019 album.