1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on یا off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!
4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
9.Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open سے طرف کی themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call آپ Admiral.
14.Censored سے طرف کی your son.
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until آپ hear the penny آپ dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers آپ can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing Mary had a little میمنے, برہ while continually pushing buttons.
25.Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a ٹھنڈے, کولر that says human head on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and اقدام to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if آپ can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say Ding! at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a سینڈوچ and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a مزید suitable host body.
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.
50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!
50 Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.
51 Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
Announce to the person stood اگلے to آپ "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do آپ think will happen?"
53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault آپ killed your family. It was SATAN, damm آپ SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"
55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to شامل میں آپ in afternoon tea
56) Break wind and blame it on the person اگلے to you
57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. آپ get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"
59) Have sex with your imaginary friend
60) Say آپ have just won the lottery and آپ are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them آپ need the money to feed your ten starving children back ہوم in Estonia
63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope آپ will live to do it again!"
64) Perform a striptease
65) Act surprised when it starts to اقدام and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever
67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.
68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of سیب, ایپل juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"
69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.
70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"
71) Suggest to the other passengers that آپ all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor
72)Paint the walls of the lift.
73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will آپ be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.
74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
75) Get back to nature - go in naked
76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
77) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"
78) Serve چائے and coffee
79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont
80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.
81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too
82) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right
83) As آپ are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that آپ will never forget them.
84) Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50
85) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"
86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if آپ are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
87) Yodel
88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"
89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.
90) Ask the others "Do آپ mind if I do my eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.
91) Try breakdancing
92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person اگلے to آپ "you lookin' at me?"
93) Challenge the guy stood اگلے to آپ to a "thumb war".
94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
95) Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do آپ wanna try this one?"
96) Dress up in a long, black چادر, فرغل with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."
97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die آپ bastard, die DIIEEE!"
98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
101) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.
102) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.
103) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 سیکنڈ later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.
104) Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.
105) Release cockroaches and rats یا doves.
106) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
107) Point a آگ کے, آگ extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.
108) Blast out some heavy metal موسیقی (Rammstein یا Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.
109) Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are آپ trying to say i cant do my job?!'
110) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
I found this online :P
2.Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!
4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
9.Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open سے طرف کی themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call آپ Admiral.
14.Censored سے طرف کی your son.
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until آپ hear the penny آپ dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers آپ can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing Mary had a little میمنے, برہ while continually pushing buttons.
25.Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a ٹھنڈے, کولر that says human head on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and اقدام to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if آپ can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say Ding! at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a سینڈوچ and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a مزید suitable host body.
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.
50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!
50 Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.
51 Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
Announce to the person stood اگلے to آپ "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do آپ think will happen?"
53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault آپ killed your family. It was SATAN, damm آپ SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"
55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to شامل میں آپ in afternoon tea
56) Break wind and blame it on the person اگلے to you
57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. آپ get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"
59) Have sex with your imaginary friend
60) Say آپ have just won the lottery and آپ are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them آپ need the money to feed your ten starving children back ہوم in Estonia
63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope آپ will live to do it again!"
64) Perform a striptease
65) Act surprised when it starts to اقدام and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever
67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.
68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of سیب, ایپل juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"
69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.
70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"
71) Suggest to the other passengers that آپ all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor
72)Paint the walls of the lift.
73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will آپ be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.
74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
75) Get back to nature - go in naked
76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
77) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"
78) Serve چائے and coffee
79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont
80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.
81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too
82) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right
83) As آپ are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that آپ will never forget them.
84) Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50
85) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"
86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if آپ are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
87) Yodel
88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"
89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.
90) Ask the others "Do آپ mind if I do my eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.
91) Try breakdancing
92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person اگلے to آپ "you lookin' at me?"
93) Challenge the guy stood اگلے to آپ to a "thumb war".
94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
95) Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do آپ wanna try this one?"
96) Dress up in a long, black چادر, فرغل with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."
97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die آپ bastard, die DIIEEE!"
98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
101) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.
102) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.
103) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 سیکنڈ later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.
104) Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.
105) Release cockroaches and rats یا doves.
106) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
107) Point a آگ کے, آگ extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.
108) Blast out some heavy metal موسیقی (Rammstein یا Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.
109) Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are آپ trying to say i cant do my job?!'
110) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
I found this online :P
2. Troll. If آپ troll, آپ will be banned in 10 سیکنڈ flat and nobody will feel sorry for آپ when آپ whine about your old account being banned.
3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take آپ seriously.
4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape آپ with hate if آپ say rude things.
5. Be anything like dudelol17.
Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove آپ to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The سیکنڈ one was a key,The third one had a دل lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a تصویر of Me and Lizzie.
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove آپ to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The سیکنڈ one was a key,The third one had a دل lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a تصویر of Me and Lizzie.
There once lived a 10 سال old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will آپ stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE کہا YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But آپ have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will آپ stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE کہا YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But آپ have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If آپ were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was اگلے to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put candy in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Candy Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i love these!),a lot مزید too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If آپ were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was اگلے to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put candy in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Candy Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i love these!),a lot مزید too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four سال old Amber,
A 12 سال old Kennedy,A 5 سال old Harper,And then there's 9 سال old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her dolls back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do آپ want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in ٹوسٹر for half a minute.
*Ten منٹ later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do آپ know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked آپ as the Babysitter cause آپ have 7 siblings and آپ all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 سال old Kennedy,A 5 سال old Harper,And then there's 9 سال old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her dolls back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do آپ want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in ٹوسٹر for half a minute.
*Ten منٹ later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do آپ know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked آپ as the Babysitter cause آپ have 7 siblings and آپ all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. آپ grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. آپ take تصاویر of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when آپ sneeze.
5. آپ don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and آپ don’t even work there.
7. آپ spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. آپ can’t even remember your سیکنڈ cup.
10. آپ can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. آپ take تصاویر of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when آپ sneeze.
5. آپ don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and آپ don’t even work there.
7. آپ spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. آپ can’t even remember your سیکنڈ cup.
10. آپ can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
