A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own فہرست of سب, سب سے اوپر Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.
5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So آپ no sue
4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An مالٹا, نارنگی is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
But oh, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme "violet."
3.Roses = #FF0000
Violets = #0000FF
Nd so r u
2.Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
1.Optimist and Pessimist
A/N: Heh, it's even got a title!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head
A/N:Roses are red, Violets are blue, And god, I'm stuck already!
5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So آپ no sue
4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An مالٹا, نارنگی is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
But oh, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme "violet."
3.Roses = #FF0000
Violets = #0000FF
Nd so r u
2.Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
1.Optimist and Pessimist
A/N: Heh, it's even got a title!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head
A/N:Roses are red, Violets are blue, And god, I'm stuck already!
1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)
2. Get a cup of water, when your dog یا cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at آپ look away until they look awy then repeat.
3. Get another cat یا dog to bug the other!
(Only if آپ want two animals!)
4. When your dog یا cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and آپ are facing away.
5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so آپ can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.
2. Get a cup of water, when your dog یا cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at آپ look away until they look awy then repeat.
3. Get another cat یا dog to bug the other!
(Only if آپ want two animals!)
4. When your dog یا cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and آپ are facing away.
5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so آپ can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.
