**again i got this from the internet**
These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the ذریعہ of much amusement.
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"If آپ are a burglar, then we're probably at ہوم cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's محفوظ to leave us a message."
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not
here. So leave a message.
Hi. This is John:
If آپ are the phone company, I already sent the money. If آپ are my
parents, please send money. If آپ are my financial aid institution, you
didn't lend me enough money. If آپ are my friends, آپ owe me money. If
آپ are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
(Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the
telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet
paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible
speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain.
The گھنٹی, بیل hath sounded. Thou must leave a message.
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your
name and number, we'll get back to آپ as soon as we're finished.
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now,
because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and
down, and I like doing it left to right...real slowly. So leave a message,
and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
"Hi. Now آپ say something."
"Hi, I'm not ہوم right now but my answering machine is, so آپ can talk to
it instead. Wait for the beep."
"Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?"
(From my Japanese friend in Toronto)
He-lo! This is Sa-to. If آپ leave message, I call آپ soon. If آپ leave
*sexy* message, I call sooner!
"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please
speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these
magnets."
"Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with
her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking her calls. Say, if آپ want
anything cooked while آپ leave your message, just hold it up to the
phone."
"Hello, آپ are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
My owners do not need siding, windows, یا a hot tub, and their carpets are
clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture
taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will
get back to you."
"This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording
device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and
a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call."
"Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a
message, and if I don't call back, it's you."
"Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a
message, and then wait سے طرف کی your phone until I call آپ back."
"You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. آپ feel very sleepy
now. آپ are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist
suggestions. When آپ hear the tone آپ will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number and a message"
These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the ذریعہ of much amusement.
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"If آپ are a burglar, then we're probably at ہوم cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's محفوظ to leave us a message."
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not
here. So leave a message.
Hi. This is John:
If آپ are the phone company, I already sent the money. If آپ are my
parents, please send money. If آپ are my financial aid institution, you
didn't lend me enough money. If آپ are my friends, آپ owe me money. If
آپ are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
(Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the
telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet
paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible
speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain.
The گھنٹی, بیل hath sounded. Thou must leave a message.
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your
name and number, we'll get back to آپ as soon as we're finished.
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now,
because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and
down, and I like doing it left to right...real slowly. So leave a message,
and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
"Hi. Now آپ say something."
"Hi, I'm not ہوم right now but my answering machine is, so آپ can talk to
it instead. Wait for the beep."
"Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?"
(From my Japanese friend in Toronto)
He-lo! This is Sa-to. If آپ leave message, I call آپ soon. If آپ leave
*sexy* message, I call sooner!
"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please
speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these
magnets."
"Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with
her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking her calls. Say, if آپ want
anything cooked while آپ leave your message, just hold it up to the
phone."
"Hello, آپ are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
My owners do not need siding, windows, یا a hot tub, and their carpets are
clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture
taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will
get back to you."
"This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording
device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and
a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call."
"Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a
message, and if I don't call back, it's you."
"Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a
message, and then wait سے طرف کی your phone until I call آپ back."
"You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. آپ feel very sleepy
now. آپ are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist
suggestions. When آپ hear the tone آپ will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number and a message"
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard یا a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako mermaids does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
آپ can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic یا inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for reading this مضمون and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard یا a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako mermaids does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
آپ can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic یا inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for reading this مضمون and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the سٹریٹ, گلی from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
آپ could also make a friend and maybe آپ have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right سے طرف کی you,if not at least آپ still see them یا talk to them. :)
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the سٹریٹ, گلی from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
آپ could also make a friend and maybe آپ have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right سے طرف کی you,if not at least آپ still see them یا talk to them. :)
Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the acting is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when reading the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most مقبول girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck سے طرف کی cyber bullying.
And آپ know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now آپ know why I was effected so strongly سے طرف کی this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the acting is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when reading the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most مقبول girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck سے طرف کی cyber bullying.
And آپ know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now آپ know why I was effected so strongly سے طرف کی this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
ارے Guys this is Rkofan22 aka Michael Lui
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs سے طرف کی tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also love to be haters and they also hacked my Facebook
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs سے طرف کی tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also love to be haters and they also hacked my Facebook
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
"Break Your Heart"
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I love and leave you
They call me دل breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If آپ fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear آپ apart
Told آپ from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad بھیڑیا I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If آپ fall for me I'm only gonna tear آپ apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I love and leave you
They call me دل breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If آپ fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear آپ apart
Told آپ from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad بھیڑیا I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If آپ fall for me I'm only gonna tear آپ apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]