Man: Where have آپ been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen آپ someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this نشست empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if آپ sit down.
Man: Your place یا mine?
Woman: Both. آپ go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do آپ do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: ارے baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do آپ like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would آپ stay there?
Man: If I could see آپ naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see آپ naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when آپ fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when آپ got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't آپ married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that آپ want me.
Woman: آپ know, you're dead right...I want آپ to go away!
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen آپ someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this نشست empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if آپ sit down.
Man: Your place یا mine?
Woman: Both. آپ go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do آپ do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: ارے baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do آپ like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would آپ stay there?
Man: If I could see آپ naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see آپ naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when آپ fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when آپ got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't آپ married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that آپ want me.
Woman: آپ know, you're dead right...I want آپ to go away!