Random Article: Facts about Chuck Norris

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posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a سٹریٹ, گلی named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle آپ with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot چھری with butter

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline

Chuck Norris can understand women.

They found Chuck's diary...It is now known as The Guiness Book of World Records.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once got bit سے طرف کی a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony ...the rattle snake died

Chuck Norris will never have a دل attack. His دل isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

The original عنوان for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen سیکنڈ long.

Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this دن that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber

Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows آپ to lose

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...

Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it..

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.

When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.

Even atheists believe in Chuck Norris

Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a فہرست of animals Chuck Norris allows to live

Chuck Norris uses a sundial at night

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry

Chuck Norris can get blackjack with one card

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can مککا, عجیب الخلقت a cyclops between the eyes.

Growing up Chuck Norris raised 4 turtles, we now them now as the Ninja Turtles

Chuck Norris can light a آگ کے, آگ سے طرف کی rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Chuck Norris can set ants on آگ کے, آگ with a magnifying glass. At night.

The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas"... until they met Chuck Norris.

the dinosaurs made Chuck Norris mad...once

Chuck Norris once roundhoused a planet so hard and so fast it burst into flames, today it is known as the sun

Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea

Curiosity didn't kill the cat..... Chuck Norris did.

When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor to test his reflexes.

Chuck Norris can cook منٹ چاول in 30 seconds

When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris

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Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part I of II)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of سال again. The Halloween season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And آپ know what that means? That means it’s another سال for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher فلمیں came out that decade. آپ got Jason Vorhees,...

*angry wolf-girl noises*

added by TimberHumphrey

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NikPiks - The Odd Charm of Bad Video Game Voice Acting

posted by Windwakerguy430

(All sources come from listed games and شخصیات مشہور Wikipedia pages, Behind the Voice Actor pages, and IMDB pages)

You know, there’s a lot they don’t tell آپ about voice acting. One of those things is that voice acting is tough. Like really tough. Oh sure, a lot of people will tell you, “You don’t even gotta دکھائیں your face. This isn’t real acting.”. Those are the words of a person who has never attempted to read lines naturally on a piece of paper to convey emotions through just dialogue in their life. Also an idiot. But yeah, voice acting isn’t easy. Having to strain your voice...

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Making God Even Angrier - The Bible Game Review

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hey, everyone. After the mistake that was Trigger Man, and having fallen into a state of suicidal depression, also mixed with the state of the world, I decided to turn toward religion in the hopes of turning my life around. Sure, hearing about some of the stuff that goes on in the bible, like how God ruined Job’s life over a bet with the Devil…. Not sure what that was about, but I am a true Christian now. It is not my place to سوال the work of the lord. But because I can’t go to church because… ya know… the world right now, and since actually reading a book is a challenge for...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I love Rob's videos.. But some of them just leave me stunned یا disguested.. These are some of such examples..

#11: THE KILLER لابسٹر, کَر کند BOY:
A video about a disfigured man who has claws for hands and abused his family.. Bad enough, but all the تبصرے being Spongebob jokes kinda angered me.. Maybe I'm too sensitive, I don't know..

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived...

I Showed آپ My Baton! Answer Me - Mad Maestro! Review

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hey… So it’s been a bit since I did one of these. I’m gonna level with you, people, I did not enjoy 2020 and, despite having so much free time, I felt very unmotivated to try digging up the PS2 every time I popped in the PS4. I didn’t want to try any of the old stuff and just wanted to dedicate my time to one console. Not to mention, the pain in the پچھواڑے, گدا of finding a decent PS2 game when they can go for over a hundred dollars tops. That said, after my سب, سب سے اوپر 20 Games of 20202 مضمون and being really proud with how it turned out, I thought about giving PS2 games a try. I don’t hate talking...

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my thoughts on Helluva Boss (so far)

posted by TimberHumphrey

oh, this دکھائیں is a blast so far! blood, guts, mayhem, sex, lots of swearing, drugs and of course demons. and it all works perfectly! i love watching the I.M.P shenanigans Blitzo and co. get themselves into.
but so far, Episode 2 is my favorite. never would've i thought we'd get so much character depth for Stolas of all characters. he might be a total pervert, but he sure is a good father. and his song.... wow! that brought a tear to my eye. i never thought he'd have such a beautiful voice.
also, i can't forget about Octavia. i've only known her for one episode, but she's already up there as one of my پسندیدہ characters (along with Loona, of course). i really hope Vivzie brings her back for another episode. maybe have her and Loona on a girls' night together. that'd be great to watch!
all i can say now is: i can't wait to see what episode 3 has in store for us.

Elijah's Minecraft City "Razalia" is Stunning

posted by Dangerousloves

Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look

Razalia, is a massive coastal city in the northern region of Skyline Country, and recently. His city Razalia has been a hot topic in the Minecraft Community. The city resembles a lot of Seattle and Portland. Which سے طرف کی are means, his ہوم cities of the northwest. Though Razalia has to be one of the most stunning cities. Several other cities in his world resemble different kinds of beauty from a perception of minecraft no-one has ever seen

To see مزید of his cities, follow him on Reddit یا Minecraft Community Via Facebook.

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Tay Zonday - Chocolate Rain (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Chocolate rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate rain
The school کتابیں say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make آپ wonder where it went

Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate rain
Made me پار, صلیب the سٹریٹ, گلی the other day
Chocolate rain
Made آپ turn your head the...

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Johnny Lightning Episode 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Langley, West Virginia.

Commander Kane: *Walks up to Ted* How are the new watches coming out?
Ted: I think you'll be pleased with the work me, and Mabel did. سے طرف کی the way, how's Johnny doing?
Commander Kane: We found a replacement who's willing to use his name to protect his identity.

Sundsvall Sweden. Johnny Lightning was driving south on the Sundsvallbron. A bridge that was part of the E4 highway. His car was a shiny silver Alfa Romeo.

Johnny: *Smiling as he looks at himself in the rear view mirror. He then sees a red Nissan close to him*

The red car overtook him, and a black man pointed a MP7 at...

The Weeknd - Save Your Tears (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

(Ooooh)
Na-na

Yeah

I saw آپ dancing in a crowded room
You look so happy when i'm not with you
But then آپ saw me, caught آپ سے طرف کی surprise
A single teardrop falling from your eye

I don't why i run away
I'll make آپ cry when i run away

You could've asked me why i broke your heart
You could've told me that آپ fell apart
But آپ walked past me like i wasn't there
And just pretended like آپ didn't care

I don't know why i run away
I'll make آپ cry when i run away

Take me back 'cause i wanna stay
Save your tears for another

Save your tears for another day
Save your tears for another day

So, i made آپ think that...

Jessie James Decker - I'll Chase the Sky (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

آپ see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, آپ got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, آپ got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If آپ wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If آپ wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is مزید than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what آپ needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...

Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 - Undoubtedly Dark And Sad

posted by seattlelivin

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 - Sad Film

Razilee and Elijah: Part 2

This film was undoubtedly one of the saddest and most darkest projects Elijah has yet worked on. And it's littered with true meaning. While, he hasn't really gone into depth about expressing this film like he did with the first one. We can tell it meant a lot.

First and foremost... Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 is nothing like it's predecessor. This film, unlike the first was sad and reminiscences on Jones's Forgive to Forget era. While, not related to that album. This film talks about Razilee and Elijah's friendship, and the trauma they both went through after a harsh...

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NikPiks - Persona 4 is a Timeless Classic

posted by Windwakerguy430

With how I constantly praise the SMT series, I think it’s obvious to say that I am a big پرستار of the series. I’ve played all the PS2 titles, most of the DS titles, and am immensely excited for SMT V and the remaster of one of my پسندیدہ games ever, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. So with that said, it should be absolute heresy to say that I am even making this مضمون about Persona 4. For those not in the know, SMT and Persona شائقین kinda, sorta, just a little bit fucking depise each other. It’s actually kind of insane how vicious they get. Like wild dogs, really. Persona شائقین call SMT fans...

Weirdest Goosebumps Endings

posted by Canada24

#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up سے طرف کی the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?

#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The dogs turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into dogs and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels یا something like that, I don't know. Stine...

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The Simpsons Hits The Hobbit and Gets Under the Psychonauts Skin Gracefully (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, یا that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful مضمون I plan on making. یا yet another ماہ long project that may یا may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...

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My long winded answer on the current situation in the United States

posted by BlindBandit92

"The cup has runneth over"

As a black man. This was a long time coming. We've always had that position of سیکنڈ class citizen in the United States after slavery and now this is another big step the civil rights movement is taking to progress equality for all.

All over the US. Police officers are being corrupt on the fucking news during the riots and the peaceful protesting and I thank god that people were there to showcase that. From the depression,the covid-19 deaths and general inequality that has happened for LITERAL years in all facets. It's about time people rose up against this country...

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Seattle "SIFF" To Feature "Razilee and Elijah: Part 2" Online

posted by seattlelivin

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster

Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will be viewed at "SIFF" Seattle event on "August 28, 2020" through an online scope for it's Pacific Northwest reveal. Also آپ can view the films behind the scene slots a week before premiere of the film. Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will become available to watch in the Pacific Northwest of Oregon and Washington starting 9:00PM August 28, 2020. A family دکھانا will be available on August 7, 2020. The film will be released to the world on September 4, 2020. Its global release.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster

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My سب, سب سے اوپر 6 پسندیدہ Avatar: The Last Airbender Characters

posted by whatsupbugs

Avatar: The Last Airbender is a دکھائیں that came out in 2005. Not counting random clips and the 2010 film, I didn't start watching the دکھائیں until 2020. آپ might be wondering why it took me so long to watch the دکھائیں and I don't really have a good excuse. The دکھائیں came out when I was a kid and back then, I was very quick to judge shows and films based on their visuals. Avatar: The Last Airbender's visuals didn't interest me and neither did the character designs. Even when I was a kid, I was never really a big پرستار of kid characters. I did have exceptions, like the cast of Ed, Edd and Eddy. Also,...

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Elijah Jones Faces MAJOR Backlash On Hacker Who چرا لیا, چوری کی His Picture

posted by seattlelivin

Jones's taken picture Beautiful Insanity February 2019

Musical promoter. Artist and director rejected legal proceedings after an attacker allegedly چرا لیا, چوری کی his picture in a draft online last سال in 2019, the picture was partial to his new album speculated to release later this سال and it consisted of Jones shirtless with tattoos drawn all over his arm.

The "Razilee and Elijah 2" Director never responded to the claims when his picture was stolen from a private group chat last سال February 2019. - until now.

Jones recently responded to the claim and expressed that he had no intentions of proceeding with 'legally filing a dispute' against the attacker...