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6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives آپ something to look آگے to."
The End
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives آپ something to look آگے to."
The End
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!
A stoner called the آگ کے, آگ department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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