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The Social Monsters: Cliques, Conformity, and Stereotypes:

posted by theatreprincess

There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over سے طرف کی the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...

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Cute Letter from Dani to her husband Patrick <3

posted by 16falloutboy

To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw آپ to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I love you
آپ say do آپ mean it?
I say yes I do
I love آپ
مزید than anything in the world
آپ love me for who I am
Not for my looks یا body
Just me
If آپ never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
آپ found me and took me in
آپ cared for me and treated me like...

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Puns for Educated People

posted by Bananaaddict

This فہرست was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My پسندیدہ are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round میز, جدول was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much آپ push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...

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Fear Of Itching

posted by Schnusch

What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.

Why Do People Fear Itching?

If آپ have a phobia about itching, آپ may harbor some memories of past infections یا other problems that caused آپ to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.

Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...

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Bill Gates Goes to Hell

posted by x-menobsessed26

Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up سے طرف کی St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send آپ to Heaven یا Hell. After all, آپ enormously helped society سے طرف کی putting a computer in almost every ہوم in America, yet آپ also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let آپ decide where آپ want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let آپ visit both places briefly,...

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100 ways to annoy a پیزا man

posted by Thecharliejay

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their سوالات with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...

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13 random ways to be annoying

posted by RandomOne

Note: These have been all tried سے طرف کی me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to random people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن at random people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were آپ following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, آپ run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do آپ follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do آپ have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...

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11 stupid things i really want to do!!!!!

posted by tribro3

1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man یا YMCA
5. مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on سب, سب سے اوپر of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and مککا, عجیب الخلقت all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus یا Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"

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Zodiac:Scorpio

posted by KitkatKaysa

Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The بچھو
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...

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Things that will get on someone's nerves

posted by TDAPlayer158

1. Walk up to a random person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a random person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person آپ are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a random person the same gender as آپ and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" یا "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a random man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."

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100 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

posted by Mallory101

11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him آپ saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it سے طرف کی Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. دکھائیں him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...

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5 Reasons to read Twilight. (Just for fun, im being silly, no bad تبصرے please!)

posted by hsyw

1. Everytime آپ read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If آپ are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Meebo Sites Emoticons

posted by cute20k

meebo
(meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
positive
(smile) :) :-) =) =-)
:D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
(angel) O:)
fun
(lol) x-D X-D :))
:P :-P
(wink) ;) ;-)
;P ;-P
:'D
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
(hmm)
: :-
oops
:x :X :-X :-x
negative
(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
:T :-T
:< :-<
(evil) (devil) >:) >>:) >>:-) >:-)
(angry) >:o
neutral
(neutral) :| :-| Meebo Emoticons
Guide سے طرف کی cute20k گیا کیا پوسٹ 2 منٹ پہلے

meebo
(meebo)...

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things آپ don't want to hear during surgery

posted by lalaland101

1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can آپ make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...

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333 ways to get kicked out of walmart

posted by vladmortum

1. Take someone's shopping کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ and switch the items with stuff from the person اگلے to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen آپ in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of آپ on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. اقدام "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...

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Useless Random Facts.

posted by nessienjake

All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy ہولی died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If آپ toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card کہا he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame سٹریٹ, گلی were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....

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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person اگلے to آپ if they know how to tap into top-secret پینٹاگون, گون files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the خارج key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever آپ hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard سے طرف کی reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some مزید that I came up with too, hope آپ enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to تلاش the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

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So Relatable

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