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Funny Quotes

posted by Shelly_McShelly

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have دیا us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if آپ press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...

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God hates me

posted by Lola90210

GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my دوستوں but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...

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Abortion

posted by prettystar

Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your دل beat
Is my پسندیدہ lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If آپ could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my ہوم though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes آپ happy.
I always want آپ to be happy.
I don't like it when آپ cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with آپ even though
You can't hear...

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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie™ features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature's سب, سب سے اوپر superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body's مجموعی طور پر health.

The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to اقدام on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When آپ leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe آپ embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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Random Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down کشتی in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other دن we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, آپ know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once مزید at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure سے طرف کی now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo آپ can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to شامل میں F.S. آپ must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. چائے is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand اگلے to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't آپ even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, آپ need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with دوستوں then run up and sit between them and go...

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10 things NOT to do in a horror movie

posted by gabriellel93

So there has been a lot of new horror فلمیں coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help آپ survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where آپ are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...

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My REALLY Random Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do آپ like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do آپ like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE آپ SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: آپ کہا unicorns aren't real. :( I thought آپ were my friend....

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laminin protein

posted by jeannette27

laminin protein cell

Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For سے طرف کی him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones یا powers یا rulers یا authorities;
all things were created سے طرف کی him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17

laminin protein cell

laminin cell

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Rise of the Guardian - Easter Bunny / Bunnymund

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MLP Fanart Discord and Iago Almost Stone

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Notable benefits of Word finder that maybe آپ don’t know

posted by alicejenny

Developing word recognition is the main and outstanding benefit of link. Specifically, whenever آپ need to تلاش for a word in a huge number of words یا in case آپ face troubles with the arrangement of letters, Word finder will be the best solution. So, what Word finder can help you?
- Learning context clues
- Expanding vocabulary and supplementing education resources
- Completing word searches
Do آپ know any other advantages of word finder? Please let me know!

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Tajū & The Kitsune Prism (Chapter 2)

posted by ShadowFan100

Chapter 2: Spirit Of The Fox, Part 2: Into The Forest

After the light had vanished from the school, it then reappeared in a forest-similar to the one Taju had been dreaming about. سیکنڈ after appearing, the light formed into the shape of Taju and the fox--indicating that they had still been inside as it disappeared from the school. The light that surrounded them finally faded, and Taju wanted some جوابات out of

"Alright, fox, آپ know where I live, and where I go to school--what's this all about? What do آپ want from me?" he asked the fox.

It took him a سیکنڈ to remember that the لومڑی couldn't...

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P.E.C podcast

posted by podcastlover123

Please listen to P.E.C podcast fanpop شائقین it’s a great podcast! I would rate it 5/5 stars ⭐️ because the trailer seams great but they کہا they will start posting episodes on Friday. So please listen to it. So get off your کتابیں and get out your screens and type “P.E.C podcast” and it will change آپ for life the podcast is run سے طرف کی Olivia and Hattie who are loads of 🤩 FUN. So please once آپ have listen 🎧 to the podcast leave a تبصرہ and say podcast like 👍🏻 یا podcast dislike 👎🏻. Bye for now

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سب, سب سے اوپر TEN SLASHER VILLAINS; worst to best..

posted by Canada24

10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just مزید 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the فہرست at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way مزید terrifying in that remake film..

9; CHUCKY;...

How to turn strangers into soulmates

posted by blossomyumyum

Have آپ looked at someone and just thought,
“We don’t know each other’s names. We have so much in common, so close yet so far.”

Everyone always dreams of having a song sang to them, every guy needs to have their sing sang back.
Here are some ways that آپ can find your soulmate:

First, realize that love is love. That whatever comes will come naturally.
Kiss slowly and gently, because gay only means happy.

Listen to each other’s input. Give time to دکھانا interest.

Let each other sing.
Music is often your best way to express feeling and emotion.
Realize too that sometimes lyrics are the best...

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NikPiks - Freddy Got Fingered: The Point of Being Pointless

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wow, what is this now? Now I know what we’re all thinking. Is this supposed to be an in-season April Fools joke? Is this like an epic prank gone wrong gone sexual? This can’t truly be, Nik. You’re not really going to tell us about the actual intelligence of this film. No…. I’m dead serious. This is a review of the film, a review that actually talks about Freddy Got Fingered… But positively. Yes. Really. So this film has been considered not just one of the worst films of the decade, not just one of the worst comedies ever, but it’s also been considered one of the worst فلمیں of...