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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO آپ wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater پرستار then آپ might not wanna read this but if آپ do and it affends آپ then leave a تبصرہ and i can tell آپ in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned آپ so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and جھولا, پنگورا it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. جھولا, پنگورا in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first مضمون I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 سال old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If آپ met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know آپ don't hit when آپ don't get what آپ want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's مزید but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what آپ think in تبصرے please:)

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that آپ can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can تاریخ Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do آپ realize how crazy and gross a lot of شائقین are???? Here is a gross مضمون about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached سے طرف کی “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an میل ای to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new پسندیدہ song, just so آپ know. omg ;i wrote مزید in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, گلہری, جائے وقوع clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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21 Ways to say I Love آپ (In Guy's Point of View)

posted by milorox18

21 Ways to Say I Love You

♥

1. Call her the اگلے day.

♥

2. Always laugh at her jokes.

♥

3. Tell her (truthfully) that آپ can't wait to see her again.

♥

4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

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5. Call her just to say آپ were thinking about her.

♥

6. Bring her a teddy برداشت, ریچھ and chicken سوپ when she's sick.

♥

7. Write her a poem.

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8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

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9. Bring her flowers for no reason.

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10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

♥

11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

♥

12. Kiss her in the middle...

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Respectfully Cheating

posted by karpach_14

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have آپ ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would آپ ask such a سوال now? آپ don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when آپ were 35 years old and آپ really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give آپ a loan? Remember how one دن the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no سوالات asked?"

"Oh, Betty, آپ did that for me!...

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by karpach_14

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for آپ آپ twit she was only after your money and could have دیا a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can آپ guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell آپ about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair یا putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The اگلے chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

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The Shaggy Dogs Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" یا "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He کہا "I'd like to have one too." Then I کہا "But this is a dog". He کہا he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He کہا I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can آپ believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how آپ respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what آپ want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee مزید than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My دل skips a beat
When آپ walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with آپ until the end

I give my دل and my soul to you
To make آپ see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant آپ see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what آپ want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope آپ are getting use to this دکھائیں cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did آپ say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope آپ enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE آپ AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING آپ 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST سٹار, ستارہ IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T آپ EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO آپ BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF یا I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the دکھائیں earlyer!Bye!
The End

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InvaderCalliope on a trip to the beach!

posted by invadercalliope

Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying ہوم and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING سے طرف کی TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go سے طرف کی car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!

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a random song

posted by trentgwenfan1

i love cereal yes i do

i love cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i love cerial yes i do i love cerial آپ better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if آپ can't have crealeal

do not steal

i love creal yes we do i love ceral آپ should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i love ccerale yes i do

i love crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some random songs آپ made up plz commet

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11. SURE things yOU wish yuor boyfriend didnt know about you!!!

posted by neonstars

1.where آپ keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid یا nawt!!
3.Who آپ talk 2 on the phone
4.THat آپ are super jelous یا other girls (or boys)
5.That آپ hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up آپ will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That آپ have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart آپ are at fixing things.

GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!

I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!

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What Business Brand Slogans Taught Me

posted by KittyTDA98

1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that آپ can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the ہوم Depot is مزید saving and مزید doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are مزید than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...

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A severe warning of a perverted fanpopper آپ should all stay away from! :O

posted by K5-HOWL

esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me

Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post ڈیٹس اپ if آپ want :)

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part to of ~haunted~ ~hell~ ~house~ ~HHH~

posted by CUTEDXC

me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy آپ do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for مزید hours and my دوستوں will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...