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If Charlie Sheen was...

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Husky Puppies

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'Mottos' for Your پروفائل

posted by moodystuff449

I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, آپ can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one مزید service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time سے طرف کی blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live سے طرف کی the sword get shot سے طرف کی those who don't.

I love cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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What should really be in the dictionary!

posted by harrypotterbest

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with آگ کے, آگ at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied سے طرف کی the number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force سے طرف کی which masculine will power is defeated سے طرف کی feminine water-power!...

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50 things girls wish guys knew~~~~~

posted by scarlet009

NOT سے طرف کی ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when آپ think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever آپ have to say during commercials.
3. If آپ don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about آپ ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like آپ to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that آپ can eat all you...

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سب, سب سے اوپر 20 Things to Do at a Drive-Thru

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that آپ didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.

4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

5. Pay for a large order in pennies.

6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time آپ pass the window. For added fun,...