Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the اگلے table.
Turn around every thirty-seven سیکنڈ to the people at the اگلے میز, جدول and ask them if your نشست is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever آپ see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their میز, جدول and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time آپ take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the میز, جدول itself; and make sure to make...
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