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Stand on سب, سب سے اوپر of the high board and say آپ won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because آپ have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend آپ can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the سب, سب سے اوپر of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to پار, صلیب the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then...

1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two منٹ later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if آپ are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when آپ get woken up, scream loudly...

ارے everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the مصنف of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope آپ like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and lost data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell آپ where یا why. 
Lazy...

One دن there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to بستر she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...

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