LoL-So True!

"Naturally"


Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
سے طرف کی the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That آپ wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help آپ find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left آپ lying here
What you'd give to dry
These کڑوا, تلخ tears

Did it come naturally?
آپ a million miles from home
When آپ tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the سب, سب سے اوپر spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...

1.Stand اگلے to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks سے طرف کی you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume آپ can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as آپ can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like آپ are scanning the دودھ and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a سکرٹ, گھیرنا and do yoga in the middle of the store....

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as آپ walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at آپ for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect آپ from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life آپ wore heavy mittens. If آپ dial a phone, try to use a remote control, یا try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much مزید difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much مزید difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything آپ see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are مزید important than her.
4. She needs to get آپ food while آپ sit and do whatever آپ want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. ذائقہ, مارنا her پچھواڑے, گدا and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that آپ love her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. اقدام somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she کہا it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written سے طرف کی a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As آپ will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no آپ ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like آپ for a minute, and then forget آپ afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are آپ doing something?” یا “Have آپ eaten already?” are the first usual سوالات a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...

Some dreams stay with آپ long after you've woken up.
...
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
...
1. Faulty یا lost...

Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. بش

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...

28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as آپ think we all are.

2.. No matter what آپ say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like آپ to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call آپ beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If آپ have cramps and we ask آپ what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the ماہ and nothing more.

9.. If آپ really...

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten منٹ intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people آپ can get
to شامل میں in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department سے طرف کی sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as آپ see fit.

9. When there are...