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I've recently heard that some people are offended سے طرف کی the T- شرٹ, قمیض slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the شرٹ, قمیض isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five سال old boy wearing a شرٹ, قمیض that کہا "Girls Have Cooties" یا "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female یا male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have آپ ever seen a T.V. دکھائیں where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't advice anyone,so آپ don't carry their sins.

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Two آپ can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! آپ threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! آپ only wish آپ could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like بیکن and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont آپ fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on یا off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh ہولی who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed تصاویر of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." کہا an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh ہولی in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other سٹار, ستارہ accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot مزید at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are مزید than the choices that آپ make. آپ are مزید than the many hearts you’ll break. آپ are مزید than your dreams that don’t come true. آپ are مزید than whatever people think of you.
You are مزید than the things that آپ say. آپ are مزید than the places that آپ stay. آپ are مزید than the things that آپ do. آپ are مزید than I could ever think of you.
You are so much مزید than what آپ think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make آپ someone new. آپ are more. آپ are worth it. آپ are so much greater than آپ think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A سپر مارکیٹ had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some مزید trays and have them ready for آپ سے طرف کی the time آپ finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
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On the first دن of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big بیکن Classic with cheese.


On the سیکنڈ دن of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big بیکن Classic with cheese.

On the third دن of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big بیکن Classic with cheese.

On the fourth دن of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big بیکن Classic with cheese.

On the fifth دن of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five پیاز rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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A new series that's suppose to air soon. I love that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D
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posted by emilyroxx
 Llamas R us
Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have آپ noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying دکھائیں ever.) آپ know what دکھائیں really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the دکھائیں SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...
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posted by RosaluvzJB
Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to ہوم room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. bitters میں, تلخاب says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do آپ want, Dib?" Ms. bitters میں, تلخاب asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. bitters میں, تلخاب replies. "Do آپ notice anything strange about...
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purple belt: kaio ken x1


blue belt: kaio ken x2


brown belt: kaio ken x3


red belt: kaio ken x4


red/black belt: false super saiyan


black belt: super saiyan


2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2


3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3


4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4


and so on.......... im false super saiyan
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 آپ and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
Okay, instead of just writing about random things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a فہرست of my absolute پسندیدہ words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original. 

1.    Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2.    Uber = It’s like very, but مزید epic.
3.    Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but آپ don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4.    Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5.    Pie...
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