Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought آپ had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see آپ get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, آپ look like the guy in the picture اگلے to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet آپ I can grab that gun before آپ finish writing my ticket.
So, آپ on the take, یا what?
Aren't آپ the guy from the village people?
Do آپ know why آپ pulled me over? Okay, just...
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