Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell آپ a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told آپ to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If آپ die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The مقبول girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my شرٹ, قمیض on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If آپ are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some random guy/girl = Is this نشست empty?
آپ = Yes and this one will be too if آپ sit here.
I'll write مزید soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell آپ a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told آپ to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If آپ die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The مقبول girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my شرٹ, قمیض on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If آپ are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some random guy/girl = Is this نشست empty?
آپ = Yes and this one will be too if آپ sit here.
I'll write مزید soon!!!
1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
10. Sing “Bad Touch” سے طرف کی the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with آپ for Halloween
4. دکھائیں him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile یا if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with آپ for Halloween
4. دکھائیں him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile یا if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.