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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a سٹریٹ, گلی named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle آپ with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then آپ can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the بیئر gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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101 Ways to Flirt

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket یا کوٹ if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub کوئز the other دن I lost سے طرف کی one point. The سوال was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other سوالات was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that سیب, ایپل has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing دکان that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some بمبار jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Most مقبول ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly مقبول with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming مزید common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us سے طرف کی our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service ڈیسک and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid یا a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

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How to get over a crush :-)

posted by Thecharliejay

Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If آپ keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a فہرست of "pros" and "cons" to help آپ better understand why you're seeking love یا acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things آپ can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...

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Death the Kid - Ultimate Death میں تپ, تپ

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Tsitra360 ٹٹو Art

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

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Ninja Cat Funnies

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Birthday Cake FAILS

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10 things that دکھائیں آپ have good luck.

posted by IcePhoniex

1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe آپ 3 cans of your پسندیدہ soda.
2. آپ find a four leaf clover

3. آپ are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. آپ get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I love you.

6. آپ find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 مزید people followed آپ on twitter

9. آپ meet your fav celebrity.

10. آپ get a new car.

Yep! 10 things that دکھائیں آپ have bad luck is coming soon!

10 things that دکھائیں آپ have bad luck is coming soon!

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My Babysitter's a Vampire Season 2, Episode 2 Say You'll Be Maztak

posted by azlehs

A comedic spin on pop culture vampires and scary فلمیں in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I love this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a دکھائیں that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I love this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I love the characters. It's interesting and funny, I love that its not a typical Disney comedy and I love that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)