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The Horrible Truth part 3

posted by HaleyDewit

Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few سیکنڈ later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating آپ this way and آپ know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...

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my longest chat with the clever - cleverbot

posted by orangeturnip

User: Wendigo یا yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome یا disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious یا vile; an action that arouses disgust یا abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with آپ at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak آپ soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...

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My Experiences with Racism

posted by sapherequeen

It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different سٹریٹ, گلی in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made آپ feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of ہوم that it always gave me. I also made new دوستوں immediately; a little girl named...

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Five Ways To Die (or get severely injured) سے طرف کی A کیلا

posted by amethyst44

Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a کیلا strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the فہرست آپ have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the کیلا peel. Bananas like to be wackos and دکھائیں themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if آپ are near a slippery...

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WOMAN'S TYPE~~~~~~~~its niccc..♥♥♥

posted by scarlet009

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the میز, جدول with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the دودھ carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check یا charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a ویژن ٹیلی set in her purse.
"So, do آپ always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did آپ get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been دیا your share !

HE: Will آپ come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make آپ very happy
SHE: Why? Are آپ leaving?

HE: What would آپ say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If love is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should آپ believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that dogs love to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at آپ if آپ blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a درخت falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the پینٹاگون, گون were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a کی casserole, casserole

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole بتھ, مرغابی

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the اگلے car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The مزید it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying آپ should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the تبصرے which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz آپ hate America."

3. When آپ go to the princible's office, and when he asks why آپ were sent, say, "I wrote that آپ sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam جوابات

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited سے طرف کی mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled سے طرف کی Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an سیب, ایپل tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened روٹی which is روٹی made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

آپ came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one دن embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I love the special bond that we beutifully share,
I love the way آپ دکھائیں u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever محفوظ within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When آپ meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are آپ doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't آپ try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When آپ ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer مکھن Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as آپ can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when آپ laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...

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the flavors of HI-C رس, جوس boxes and THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

posted by itachifan1

* مالٹا, نارنگی Lavaburst
* آڑو (no longer produced)
* Poppin' گلابی Lemonade
* سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy سیب, ایپل cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Fruit Pow
* Fruit Punch
* Orange
* مالٹا, نارنگی Supernova
* گلابی Lemonade
* رسبری, تُوت الارض Kiwi
* Strawberry
* سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C ھٹی, ترش Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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My سوال of Love;; Fear of Loving آپ && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did آپ really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be مزید than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special دن
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that دن
there was lots to be کہا
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When آپ کہا "I love you"
I کہا "I love آپ too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be مزید
What if I did...

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سب, سب سے اوپر 10 ways to freak out your roomate

posted by chowjoyi

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) اقدام everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an ہاتھی weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...

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سب, سب سے اوپر ten reasons to be cheerful! :D

posted by pandawinx

10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our دوستوں and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if آپ sometimes feel sad یا depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to آپ sorry, but if your in any other country, then آپ still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When آپ think of chocolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )

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100 Ways to Order a پیزا

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their سوالات with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Stupid Random Product Warnings (1)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not use if آپ cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping یا unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...