آپ just realized...

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. آپ will never find anybody who can give آپ a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell آپ that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling آپ that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed سے طرف کی the federal government is entertainment.
5. آپ should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests آپ think she's pregnant unless آپ can see an...

found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan آپ money, tell them آپ just filed for bankruptcy and آپ could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, یا is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If آپ get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping یا whatever. See how long that commission...

I've been saying I was going to do this for a while but now I'm finally going to. Just like with my heroines مضمون sometime after this I'm going to make an مضمون of the 10 WORST animated heroes. I have a very unique فہرست with some underrated characters, especially at the سب, سب سے اوپر of my list. Please leave a تبصرہ about what آپ think, enjoy.

20.Pinocchio(Pinocchio)

Just like my heroines مضمون I started out my مضمون with an underrated character, however unlike before this is actually a very well-known character. Everyone knows who Pinocchio is, parents have made jokes...