Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow Scene

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are آپ busy?" یا "Are آپ doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If آپ consider it a sport to gather your food سے طرف کی drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all دن hoping that the food will swim by, آپ might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each سال because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, آپ might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, آپ might live in Michigan .

If آپ instinctively walk like a پینگوئن, پیںگان for five months out of the year, آپ might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because آپ know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that آپ must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who آپ are and آپ should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make آپ feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

آپ know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your پسندیدہ character from سٹار, ستارہ Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled سے طرف کی Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, یا Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your پسندیدہ female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding یا happy
:-( depressed یا frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool یا sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...