1. Ask about پیزا maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the پیزا is organically grown.
5. Ask them if آپ get a free تاریخ with one of the staff if آپ make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a تفصیل to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if آپ get to keep the پیزا box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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