Aircraft Carrier Wo-Class

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that آپ think they're Tom Cruise یا Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie سٹار, ستارہ in question).
Ask the guy اگلے to آپ to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person اگلے to you, "Are آپ in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, آپ have a very irate home,' she کہا governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that آپ have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair سے طرف کی leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while آپ were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while آپ were talking

6. Had people tell آپ that آپ are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell آپ that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush سے طرف کی your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...