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41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If آپ have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your دوستوں come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary دوستوں that آپ ask their opinion of everything.

7. After آپ have your bath, لپیٹ, لفاف کریں a bath towel around آپ and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers آپ know.
12.Strangers آپ don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to خارج above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

Here are my فہرست of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let آپ know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything یا eating anything آپ might spit it یا something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the جھاڑو late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the خلیج, کھاڑی they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 منٹ stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of آپ and cover a random person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your نشست and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person اگلے to آپ and say, “you never know”....

This was definitely the most difficult فہرست I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. آپ can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the سب, سب سے اوپر 10 and just listing the other women and دکھانا pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for آپ guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope آپ enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to تبصرہ and I can't wait to hear what...

Step one: enjoy/love/like the show, book, movie, and/or band.
Good job, that's it, you're a true fan.

One thing that just never fails to annoy me is when someone tells me (or another person honestly) that they aren't a true پرستار of whatever it is they are a پرستار of for having a certain opinion.

One of the most common things I get is 'you're not a true پرستار because آپ like the villains more'. Okay no let's talk about this for a second; the villains are a crucial part of the story. Villains are what essentially gives the show/book/movie its plot. Without villains there is no conflict and without...

Some of آپ might have heard of the game Facade. those of آپ who have, آپ probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she کہا "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they کہا yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are مزید likely to become serial killers.

Everything آپ see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are مزید likely to dream when آپ are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If آپ tear off paper from bottles, آپ are sexually...

As many of آپ know I made a فہرست of 20 پسندیدہ animated heroes, which fanpop actually advertised on the fanpop page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous یا something. Anyway just like with my پسندیدہ animated heroines فہرست I'm going to be making a فہرست of the worst animated heroes. I just love to do these hate مضامین just as much as my پسندیدہ ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just مزید fun because آپ get to make مزید jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a تبصرہ and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that آپ were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes آپ can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One دن you'll ask me, "which is مزید important to you, me یا your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing آپ are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your love does NOT work for that person,...

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened سے طرف کی any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a space at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention یا care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern مقبول in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the سب, سب سے اوپر of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents یا manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....

We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be lost on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since...