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posted by BlondLionEzel
Plot: The plot would be the same as the Madoka Magica عملی حکمت series.

Director: Micheal خلیج, کھاڑی

Scriptwriter: Ehren Kruger

Music: Steve Jablonsky (Featuring "Connect" سے طرف کی Linkin Park)

Cinematography: Amir Mokri

Editing: Paul Rubell
Roger Barton
William Goldenberg

Production Companies: Paramount Pictures
Hasbro
Magica Quartet

Distributed By: Paramount Pictures

Release Date: June 25th, 2016

Running Time: 170 منٹ

Country: United States
Japan

Budget: $230 Million

Cast

Magical Girls:

Willow Shields as Madoka Kaname
Madison Pettis as Sayaka Miki
Bailee Madison as Homura Akemi
Peyton فہرست as Mami Tomoe...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
ارے it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)

1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!

2. Why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?
To دکھائیں that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!

3. How do آپ make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!

4. What do آپ call a giant, clumsy, atomic کرن, رے breathing lizard?
Godspilla!

5. Why did the Annoying مالٹا, نارنگی become so popular?
Because مالٹا, نارنگی is the new Black!

6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
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I am adding this because we seem to need some decent lyrics گیا کیا پوسٹ to this club.

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We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My love will be in you
If آپ be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My love will be in you
If آپ be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may...
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After the smoke clears
And it's down to آپ and I
When the sun appears
And there's nothing left but goodbyes
We'll just turn and walk away
How could we let it end like this
Just turn and walk away
Should we مہر it with a kiss

It's too late
Now you're out and on the run
It's too late
Held up in love without a gun

Silent night
We hold up our candle light
Silent night
The night our love died
No words to say
Now we're both too tired to fight
Just hold me close and don't let go

It was all so simple when
You were to be queen and I'd be your king
I guess the dream got lost
‘Cause baby you're still آپ and I'm still...
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I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed آپ my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear آپ whispering to me through the shadows of the night

Love lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the love lies

All alone آپ called it survival
He lost at love to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1. Our brains create dreams through random electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future سے طرف کی getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...
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I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy آپ are
You’re a talented kind of boy آپ are
And that’s just the kind of boy آپ are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the موسیقی plays
Headstrong, can آپ feel the beat
Melt down, can آپ feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can آپ feel the beat
Melt down, can آپ feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...
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posted by The_Random_Guy
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A بھیڑیا named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do آپ want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." جوابات Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are آپ doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty یا anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...
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I do think that آپ probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add مزید to the فہرست when I find مزید sites I think آپ should probably avoid. So if anyone sends آپ لنکس to the following sites, آپ have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad سے طرف کی the name of the ایل آر یو but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS آپ ARE A SICKO I ADVISE آپ NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated سے طرف کی you.
I was so enchanted سے طرف کی your beauty that I ran into that دیوار over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime آپ passed by, just so I could stare at آپ a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a دائرے, حلقہ that had its two sides gently compressed سے طرف کی a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes آپ so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told آپ to be yourself simply couldn’t have دیا آپ worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t آپ have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let آپ mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are آپ always this stupid یا are آپ making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like آپ before – but I had to pay an admission.

If آپ took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d love to help آپ out…now, which way did آپ come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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ANIME! ^____^

An awesome ذریعہ of entertainment that's basically Japanese cartoons often inspired سے طرف کی manga, یا Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost love every one I see. And this فہرست is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from عملی حکمت I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him آپ met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do آپ listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him سے طرف کی his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your پسندیدہ guy[If آپ hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson یا some who آپ like ALLOT!]

9. Come ہوم saying آپ found your true...
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